Double Down

Trump told his cult followers in North Carolina to vote twice. He’s not trying to get any new votes. He knows he can’t so he’s going to keep people from voting, accept whatever foreign help is offered, and get MAGAs to vote more than once instead.

Wolf Blitzer had to explain to Bill Barr that voting more than once was illegal during yesterday’s interview after Barr tried to act dumb by saying he didn’t know much about state voting laws. Federal law prohibits voting more than once in the same election according to 52 U.S. Code § 10307. He knows this. He’s the fucking attorney general….. America’s top cop.

America’s racist top cop used a high profile interview with CNN, the king of “fake news”, to spread fake news. He said, “I think the narrative that the police are on some epidemic of shooting unarmed Black men is simply a false narrative. There may be some cases where Black people are treated differently in the criminal justice system, but I don’t think that’s necessarily racism…..It’s very rare for an unarmed African American to be shot by a white police officer…….If anything’s been baked in it’s a bias toward non-discrimination.”

Bill Barr claimed that Jacob Blake was armed when he was shot in the back 7 times by a cop. Law enforcement in Wisconsin aren’t commenting on the case, but Top Cop is. On national TV.

When asked if foreign countries are interfering in our elections with fake ballots Bill Barr said hmmmmm, he doesn’t have any evidence of that. Because “logic.”

Trump is accusing his rivals and enemies of “treason” and is putting public pressure on Bill Barr to go after them before election day and he will.

The family of a Black man killed by cops in Rochester, New York back in March have released the video of him handcuffed in the street with a hood over his head. The cops pressed his face into the pavement until he went unconscious. He died a week later. They suffocated him to death.

Trump campaigned on the evils of immigrants and Muslims in 2016. This year it’s all about mysterious dark forces — Black Lives Matter and Antifa.

A passenger on an airplane walked by Pseudo Dairy Farmer and shitty Republican Congressman Devin Nunes and asked him if he’s seen a cow and then mooed at him. He had a mask on, but it was under his chin. He looked annoyed. He hates it when people moo at him. Now he’ll probably sue her like he did the parody Twitter account “Devin Nunes’ Cow.” Watch Fox News report the incident as Antifa on a plane! How now, black cow?

The entire Trump administration and the Republican party are unrepentant villains. Nobody is going to step up and blow any whistles or do the right thing. Nobody is going to save us. It’s only going to get worse. They’re doubling down.

Republicans are trying to make Nancy Pelosi a thing now. They’re showing more interest in her getting her hair done than they are in soon to be 200,000 dead, millions of Americans unemployed and getting evicted, violence in the streets, Trump’s obvious mental incapacities, and the destruction of our democracy.

“Before I fall for the false outrage over Nancy Pelosi I would like to know where and how all the bleached blondes at Fox and the White House have managed to keep their hair from returning to its natural color.” — Joe Lockhart

Everybody who chanted “lock her up” during the 2016 campaign never cared about Hillary’s emails and they don’t carel about Nancy’s hair in 2020. They just want to lock Nancy up.

“I answered a pro-Trump live-call messaging poll last night. Arizona, get ready for an avalanche of garbage. To summarize, Joe Biden is waving ISIS across the border to infect you with COVID19 before signing up for free college and installing unwanted solar panels on your house.” — Robbie Sherwood

The president and this attorney general are organizing a coup right in front of us and the media is treating it as normal.

“We’re witnessing the accelerating collapse of American democracy and it’s being covered like it’s the 2012 Obama/Romney horse race.” James Ball

61 days until we get to vote.

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