Drag Queens, Trans People and Satan Worshipping Liberals

Spike Dolomite
3 min readNov 16, 2023

South Carolina Baptist children’s minister, Ira Summerlin, was sentenced to 8 months in prison for molesting a child in his church. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. A 77 year old white male perv.

South Carolina Baptist youth pastor, Maxwell Bohn, was arrested for sending nude pictures of himself to a child in his youth group. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. A 74 year old white male perv.

South Carolina Baptist church youth leader, William Carpenter, who was arrested last year for multiple sex crimes against children, was arrested again for molesting a little girl on a church bus. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. A 63 year old white male perv.

Kentucky Baptist church member, Michael Gribbins, was arrested for raping a 15 year old child. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. A 55 year old white male perv.

Republican Ray Holmberg, the longest serving state senator in North Dakota, was arrested on federal charges for traveling to the Czech Republic to have sex with kids. He also received images of children being sexually assaulted. If convicted he could go to jail for life. He was in the state senate for 45 years and only resigned after the local press found out he had been exchanging child porn texts with a perv who is already in jail. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. A 79 year old white male perv.

Missouri corrections officer, Paul Schofield and his wife, Sara Schofield, have pleaded guilty to recording themselves raping her 4 year old child, sometimes while the baby was unconscious, then uploading the videos to the internet. Not drag queens or trans people (but maybe Satan worshippers). They’re a white couple in their thirties, criminals of the worst kind.

Matthew Richards, a children’s church pastor and an English teacher at a Christian school with only 188 students in grades K-12, stabbed his wife and children then set their house on fire. He faces 5 counts of attempted, premeditated first-degree murder and one count of aggravated arson with risk of bodily harm. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. A 41 year old white male who could spend his life in jail for attempted familicide.

It’s the second anniversary of Biden’s Bipartisan Infrastructure Act that invested $1.2 trillion ($550 billion for 37,000 new projects) for roads, water systems, electrical grids, broadband, bridges, airports, and supply chain projects, creating hundreds of thousands of really good jobs and an economic boom that nobody is talking about. To celebrate, President Biden announced $16.4 billion in funding for 25 passenger rail projects along Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor. This is the largest investment in public rail transportation since the beginning of Amtrak. Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal. An 80 year old white male Christian who isn’t a murderous perv or a hypocrite or a big mouth. The public wouldn’t even know he went to church if the press didn’t stalk him going in and out of his humble little family church next to the gravesites of his late wife, daughter, and son.

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said of the progress, “The great news is, we’re just getting started!” Not a drag queen or trans person or a Satan worshipping liberal, just a humble gay husband, dad, veteran, and public servant who falls under the cool Christian category along with Joe Biden.

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Spike Dolomite

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