Trump told Breitbart that he’s got the military, the cops and Bikers for Trump on his side, ready to kick some ass if anybody gives him any shit. “It would be very bad if MY police and biker gang fans decided to get ‘tough’ on my opponents.” Captain America is gonna get you.

“This is stoking Civil War. The military won’t be following any unlawful orders. Neither will most cops so that leaves the bikers……..90% of whom are over 70.” — Malcolm Nance

49 people were killed in mass shootings in 2 mosques in New Zealand. The terrorist is a 28 year old white supremacist from Australia. In his manifesto, he listed his white nationalist heroes. One of them was Trump. He admires him because he is “a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose.” He admitted to purposely using guns to stir up discord in the US over the Second Amendment and declared himself a fascist. “For once, the person that will be called a fascist, is an actual fascist,” he wrote. He left behind a video. He put a camera on his head and live streamed mass murder as if it were a video game.

Our Muslim Ban president sent an insincere and unpresidential tweet saying sorry about the shootings (“best wishes”) and then went right on to his next tweet: The ‘Jexodus’ movement encourages Jewish people to leave the Democrat Party. Total disrespect! Republicans are waiting with open arms. Remember Jerusalem (U.S. Embassy) and the horrible Iran Nuclear Deal!

And 15 minutes later he tweeted this: “New evidence that the Obama era team of the FBI, DOJ & CIA were working together to Spy on (and take out) President Trump, all the way back in 2015.” A transcript of Peter Strzok’s testimony is devastating. Hopefully the Mueller Report will be covering this. @OANN @foxandfriends

He’s insane. He’s sitting up in his room right now watching Fox and Friends, tweeting. He’s insane.

The US isn’t the only country that has to deal with far right lunatic law makers. Australian senator, Fraser Anning, released a formal statement saying the left and the media will automatically blame guns for the New Zealand mass shooting. He says the real cause is the immigration program which allowed Muslim fanatics to migrate to New Zealand in the first place. “Muslims may have been the victims today, usually they are the perpetrators. World-wide, Muslims are killing people in the name of their faith on an industrial scale. The entire religion of Islam is simply the violent ideology of a sixth-century despot masquerading as a religious leader, which justifies endless war against anyone who opposes it and calls for the murder of unbelievers and apostates. The truth is that Islam is not like any other faith. It is the religious equivalent of fascism. And just because the followers of this savage belief were not the killers in the stance, does not make them blameless.”

OK then. White supremacists are everywhere.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted this in response to the shootings: Friends, Morning (Friday) is Jummah, the weekly day of worship for our community of Muslim friends and loved ones. Be there for them. Check in. Perhaps extend a kind gesture at your local mosque. There is so much fear and hate. We must negate it with active, courageous love.

Students in France are holding a massive protest calling for action on climate change right now.

The Supreme Court of Connecticut said it’s OK to proceed with investigating the manufacturers of war machines who market them to civilians like the guy who just killed 49 innocent people praying.

Beto O’Rourke announced his Democratic run for president. A far right conservative group has been running a TV ad in Iowa that says Beto is Obama only white.

The House voted unanimously to make the Mueller report public. It was a nonbinding resolution, but still — every Republican voted with the Democrats. It couldn’t pass the Senate. Lindsey Graham blocked it. It was a political gesture made to let the public know that the House is united. Republicans don’t have much to lose because they can say they voted for it because there isn’t anything incriminating in the report so sure, make it public.

The Senate voted to shoot down Trump’s national emergency. 12 Republicans voted with the Democrats. Lindsey Graham was not one of them. Trump will probably veto it today on TV. Look at me, Beto, I mean veto! I’m the president and you’re not!

Lindsey Graham is grasping at banned plastic straws again. It’s back to Hillary’s emails.

Nancy kicked Mike Pence out of his office.

The Prime Minister of Ireland showed up at Mike Pence’s house with his boyfriend.

The judge didn’t end up throwing Roger Stone in the clink but he did have to walk to his car with his big fat mouth shut.

Easy there, Captain America. You don’t want to break a hip.

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