Electoral Kool Aid Acid Test
There were 2 public hearings yesterday. The Senate Judiciary Committee heard from the DOJ inspector general about the report on the FBI’s Russia investigation. That was a real snoozer. The House Judiciary Committee met to mark up the articles of impeachment and the Republicans on the committee made a mockery of the process. They laughed at the Democrats. That was a real refuser. What are the Republicans on?
Lindsey Graham, Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, said that Russia did the hacking. Was Lindsey visited by the ghost of Christmas future (in prison) or is he tripping? Looks like Lindsey will be golfing with Trump today or at least go for a ride in the golf cart.
John Kennedy said he felt like he had dropped acid while reading the Department of Justice IG report.
Trump wants people to testify on his behalf in the Senate trial. Do it! Slip them some orange sunshine truth serum. Acid test!
Would John Kennedy lose his good ol’ boy accent if he dropped acid and sound more like the Oxford educated lawyer that he really is or would his drawl get worse making him sound more like the Louisiana swamp thing that he really is.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: John Kennedy dumbs himself down so Louisiana will vote for him. He graduated magna cum laude from Vanderbuilt University. Then he went on to get a JD from University of Virginia School of Law. After that he got a Bachelor of Civil Law degree with honors at Oxford. He was a Democrat for most of his life but kept losing elections so he switched to Republican, picked up the relatable good ol’ boy hick persona to get and maintain power. When he was a Democrat he was regarded as an elitist snob. Now that he’s a Republican he’s just regarded as a dick. He’s neve done acid. He should.
The GOP has taken away the right to vote in one more state. South Carolina is canceling its 2020 primary so Trump can consolidate his support.
The last daily White House press briefing was held 9 months ago yesterday. The new press secretary hasn’t held a single one.
Trump wants Alan Dershowitz to be on his impeachment legal team. The only thing that would make that better would be if he was indicted in the Jeffrey Epstein case while working on the impeachment case and got arreested without underwear. Alan flash back.
Trump was fined $2 million for defrauding 8 charities, but that story got lost in the news that he is being impeached, Russia is in the White House, and the attorney general is wonder woman defending both.
John Kennedy on acid. Make it stop!
Trump is jealous of 16 year old Greta Thunberg because Time picked her as their person of the year. He tweeted: So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!
“She’s got an anger management problem, he tweeted, insulting a child because his face wasn’t put on the cover of a magazine you find at the dentist” — Jess Dweck
On sale now to raise money for the Save America fund — an advent calendar called “Trump Trower” which counts the days until Trump is impeached. The Urban Dictionary defines trower as a total loser who tells stories that have no point……a big fat ass who lives a sheltered life, all alone.
Eric Trump went on Fox News and said CNN was not showing the impeachment hearings. Hallucinating and lying in plain sight again. The televised hearings could be found with a flip of the channel.
Devin Nunes went on Fucker Carlson’s show and accused Adam Schiff of using congressional resources to obtain naked pictures of Trump. What’s with the naked pictures of Trump and Devin Nunes? He sure spends a lot of time talking about them. Is he worried that everybody will see Trump naked like they have Melania or is he worried that he’ll be forced to resign like Katie Hill?
Trump tweeted more than 70 times before 9 am this morning. Someobody should talk him down but nobody can stand him.
It’s going to be a 16 flush kind of day. Pass the acid.
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