Envision Sedition and Make Stupid People Pay

Spike Dolomite
4 min readMar 22, 2021

To the surprise of no one, Miami was out of control this weekend with spring break. It was overrun with drunken, horny, maskless, half naked people, humping each other in the streets, fighting, destroying property, not patronizing any businesses and flipping The Man off. The City of Miami Beach had to declare a State of Emergency, enstate a 8 pm curfew, and close off access into the city. The SWAT team had to be called in. Cops arrested 1,000 idiots and confiscated 8 guns. By the way the revelers were acting you’d think there wasn’t a deadly virus running rampant in the country with an average of 55,000 new cases and more than 1,000 people dying every day, many of whom contracted the disease from careless selfish assholes like Miami Beach partiers.

The B117 variant, which originated in Europe, is surging in South Florida. Spring break partiers will get infected and spread it throughout the country after they fly back home.

The Orlando International Airport saw a 45% increase in travel this spring break compared to last year. Walt Disney World sold out for the week. Come to Flori-duh, the Dumbshine State! Pay to be stupid!

Republiqan hypocrite fun fact: Trump’s press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, voted in Florida in 2018 using her parents’ address in Tampa, even though she lived in Washington DC and held a New Jersey driver’s license.

Sean Hannity has a penthouse in South Florida. That’s just one of his many houses. His primary estate is on Long Island. Tucker Carlson has a house in Florida, too. It’s not his only one either. Both he and Sean Hannity bash liberals regularly on their shows by calling them “elites”. Tucker Carlson is a trust fund baby, an heir to the Swanson Foods fortune, and is worth $30 million. His dad owns a few islands. Sean Hannity lives on a private island and does his show from a studio he had Fox build him in his mansion. The exclusive island has been home to many rich and famous people like Rupert Murdoch, who owns News Corp., the parent company of Dow Jones, which owns Mansion Global. He makes $40 million a year. He owns 870 properties in 7 states. His net worth is $250 million and yet his dumb dumb viewers believe he shops at Target and Walmart. It doesn’t get any more elite than Tucker and Sean.

Sean Hannity and Matt Gaetz want Joe Biden to fight Putin. They want to see the two of them debate and they’re rootin’ for Putin.

Federal prosecutor, Michael Sherwin, says the justice Department has evidence to charge some of the Capitol Hill rioters with sedition. They can prove that some tried to overthrow the government. He was there. He infiltrated the MAGA riot by wearing running clothes and pretending like he was just passing by. He observed people in tactical gear leave the rally early and says they wouldn’t have been there if they hadn’t been invited. “It’s unequivocal that Trump was the magnet that brought the people to DC on the 6th. Now the question is, is he criminally culpable for everything that happened during the siege, during the breach?”

Will Trump and the members of Congress who encouraged people to storm the Capitol be charged with sedition? The members of the Sedition Caucus include Josh Hawley, Ted Cruz, Rick Scott, John Kennedy, Tommy Tuberville, Kevin McCarthy, Devin Nunes, Gym Jordan, Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Mo Brooks, Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs, Darrell Issa, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Steve Scalise, Madison Cawthorn, Elise Stefanik, and 128 lesser known Republiqans. They all voted to not recognize Joe Biden as the democratically elected president. Many of them did more than that. They took part in the attack on the Capitol.

According to the statutory definition of sedition, it is a crime for 2 or more people within the jurisdiction of the United States to conspire to overthrow or destroy by force the government of the United States or to level war against them; to oppose by force the authority of the United States government; to prevent, hinder, or delay by force the execution of any law of the United States; or to take, seize, or possess by force any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof. Sedition is a serious felony. If tried and convicted for it, you can go to jail for up to 20 years.

General Colin Powell has urged the US military to recall Michael Flynn and put him on military trial for sedition.

Corruption, decision, sedition, imprison.

Envision.

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Spike Dolomite

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