Farewell, Mo Fos

Spike Dolomite
3 min readJul 10, 2023

--

The monster who hunted immigrants with an AK-47 at a Walmart in El Paso in 2019, Patrick Wood Crusius, who killed 23 and injured 22, was sentenced to 90 life sentences. This won’t do anything to deter deranged mass shooters from hunting humans with their assault rifles so we should outlaw assault rifles.

31 year old Nasrat Ahmad Yar, a former Afghan interpreter who got to move he and his family to the US after the Afghan war ended, was shot and killed while driving for Lyft. Living in America was more dangerous than Afghanistan.

Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders of Arkansas has done away with desegregation of schools by signing the LEARNS Act which lets white parents use school vouchers to enroll their children in private schools or pull their kids out of school entirely by homeschooling instead. Arkansas is where school desegregation all started when the Little Rock 9 made history by breaking racist barriers by leaving their inferior black school and enrolling in a much better white school in 1957. They were escorted by cops while white kids yelled racist slurs and spit at them. They were the first African American kids to desegregate a white school. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has also taken the state back in time by eliminating child labor laws.

Meanwhile in adjacent Oklahoma, the superintendent of schools said the Tulsa Massacre didn’t have anything to do with the color of anyone’s skin.

Ron DeSantis says that if elected president, he will end birthright citizenship. If a baby is born in the US to parents who were not born in the US, does that mean they’ll have no citizenship?

Larry Nassar, the sports doctor who has been serving time in a federal prison for sexually assaulting countless female gymnasts, was stabbed multiple times by fellow inmates. Being convicted and sent to jail for raping children is just the beginning of pedophiles’ troubles. They don’t fare well in prison.

Five Jehovah’s Witnesses in Pennsylvania have been charged with rape and molestation of children as young as 4. They groomed and gained access to the children through their church. They are Luis Ayala-Velasquez, Terry Booth, Errol William Hall, Shaun Sheffer, and David Balosa, a teacher. Prison and prisoners await them.

A popular soccer coach in Tennessee, Camilo Hurtado Campos, is in police custody after videos of him raping unconscious boys were found on his phone that he left in a restaurant. He would hang around parks and recruit boys to play on his team.

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas is accepting $60.6 million from the federal government to improve its faulty electrical grid even though he says Texas doesn’t need anybody and federal hand outs are socialism.

The Biden administration has pledged to replace 9.2 million lead pipes in the US.

Mike Pence is telling people on the campaign trail that he doesn’t think that the rich need to pay their fair share in taxes.

An attorney disciplinary committee has recommended that Rudy Giuliani be disbarred for his role in trying to overturn the 2020 election.

Trump’s cult followers have been harassing and threatening the prosecutors who are working on the Mar-a-Lago espionage case.

Walt Nauta finally got a Florida lawyer — an ambulance chaser. His legal team has asked for a delay, kicking off the delay game that Trump always plays whenever he gets into legal trouble. He will try and drag this on indefinitely. That has been his MO for decades and it always works. Time will tell if it works this time. He won’t fare well in prison.

--

--

Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

Responses (4)