Feels Like Christmas
The New York District Attorney has convened a grand jury in the Trump criminal case. Junior, Eric, and Ivanka need to lawyer up with a new kind of legal team — criminal defense attorneys. Trump could make history by being the first president to be charged with a crime or crimes. The grand jury will meet 3 times a week for 6 months. Is it Christmas? It feels like Christmas.
Trump could run for president from prison and his idiot followers would still vote for him.
The Biden DOJ is covering for the Trump DOJ by keeping Bill Barr’s memo secret. A federal judge told them to release it to the public and they don’t want to so they’re appealing.
Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted: Vaccinated employees get a vaccination logo just like the Nazi’s forced Jewish people to wear a gold star. Vaccine passports & mask mandates create discrimination against unvaxxed people who trust their immune systems to a virus that is 99% survivable.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s tweet caused a huge uproar so she blamed the Democrats: I’m sorry some of my words make people uncomfortable, but this is what the American left is all about.
Qevin McCarthy, the so called leader of the House Republicans, issued a statement saying he was appalled by her language but anti-Semitism is on the rise in the Democratic Party and Nancy Pelosi hasn’t done anything about it.
A video of Marjorie Taylor Green speaking at a city council meeting in 2020 has surfaced. She was wearing shorts and flip flops. She was there to defend confederate statues from being taken down because free speech. She said that while she may disagree with Hitler and Satan, she doesn’t think any statues of them should be removed either.
Marjorie also tweeted at Robert Reich to accuse him of being a communist who hasn’t done anything for the economy. All he does is teach higher ed at Berkeley. The idiot is completely ignorant of his background as labor secretary under 3 presidents.
53% of Republican voters still believe Trump is the president.
A Southwest passenger punched a flight attendant in the face and knocked out two teeth last weekend because she was asked to keep her seat belt buckled. She had been a jerk the entire flight. This is nothing new. Flight attendants have been taking this kind of abuse for a few years. Since January 1, the FAA has received 2,500 complaints about obnoxious and violent passengers. 1,900 of them were over masks. It used to be that people got fined for disrupting flights. Now the cops are waiting for them when they land.
Tommy Tuberville, the football coach turned senator in Alabama, says he can’t support a bipartisan commission unless it’s bipartisan which it is.
Andrew Giuliani really wants to be the next governor of New York. He’s got experience. He says he has spent 5 decades in government even though he’s only 35 years old.
Somebody sent Rand Paul an anonymous package with a note that read, “I’ll finish what your neighbor started.” Rand Paul blamed singer Richard Marx for the package. He went on Fox News and said he is tired of everyone on Twitter “threatening violence” by praising his neighbor and that it’s time for all Republicans to leave Twitter.
Rand Paul isn’t going to get the vaccine because he’s already had it and is therefore immune. His neighbors must be overjoyed.
In Pennsylvania, 20 Republican attorneys general (representing 7 of the 11 Confederate states) wrote a letter to the Education Secretary objecting to the truth about slavery being taught in schools. Also, the legislature voted to fine pregnant women who miscarry. They will make them fill out a Fetal Death Certificate form. Then the House Republicans voted to NOT remove “homosexuality” from Pennsylvania’s obscenity laws.
In Texas, people can hoard and carry guns without a license, background check or any training. Don’t know how to handle a weapon? No matter! Merry Christmas! Enjoy your guns!!
Christmas Carol 2021 — Ebenezer McConnell gets a visit from John McCain who says he’ll be visited by 3 sets of ghosts so don’t scare them by opening your big fat reptilian, lying mouth. The ghosts of Republican Christmas Past — Ronald Reagan, Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln appear and tell him to stop invoking their names because it makes them turn over in their graves so often they’re waking the dead. The ghosts of Republican Christmas future, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump, and a pig farmer in the Philippines, tell him his style of corruption is too 20th century so drop dead. The ghosts of Christmas Present showed him millions of Tiny Tims all over the country with people in red hats yelling at them to get a job and he felt nothing, regretted nothing. The end.
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