Felon Felon who’s got the Felon?

On the 77th anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor which got us into World War II, the Southern District of New York and the Special Counsel dropped a bomb on Trump and his crime family by releasing their prosecution memo of Michael Cohen which identifies Trump as Individual 1 who directed Cohen to commit crimes in order for Trump to win the election. The Southern District of New York and the Special Counsel have accused the president of the United States with a FELONY. And not just any felony — a felony that played a substantial role in a presidential election!

Trump rage tweeted all day like a cornered rabid dog. At 10 a.m. he tweeted: We will be doing a major Counter Report to the Mueller Report. This should never again be allowed to happen to a future President of the United States!

Individual 1 has officially and legally been connected to Russia through crimes. Cohen admitted that his trip to Moscow wasn’t a spontaneous spur of the moment I think I’ll go to Russia trip. Trump knew about it. Their contact with Russia began in 2015. Russia didn’t start targeting Trump after it looked like the dumbest, maddest, whitest, meanest people in the country would actually vote for that idiot, they actually fixed it so he’d beat out all of the other creepy no good Republicans and THEN Hillary. A Russian national in the Russian Federation contacted Cohen in November of 2015 and offered the Trump campaign “political synergy” and “synergy on a government level.” Individual 1 was not only aware of it, he actually consulted with Russian contacts during the campaign.

Hillary warned us.

There was nothing in the memo about Trump Tower meetings or any of the recordings that Cohen made. Nothing was redacted because it didn’t have anything to do with national security. Cohen wouldn’t cooperate. He’s just a thug mob attorney. He is getting prosecuted for things prosecutors already knew about — tax evasion, paying people off, mob stuff.

Michael Cohen will be sentenced on December 12 for 4 federal crimes he committed over several years.

The Southern District of New York is throwing the book at Cohen and is asking for the maximum sentence, 4 ½ to 5 ½ years in jail stating, “After cheating the IRS for years, lying to banks and to Congress, and seeking to criminally influence the Presidential election, Cohen’s decision to plead guilty — rather than seek a pardon for his manifold crimes- does not make him a hero.”

Cohen implicated everyone in the Trump campaign……both sons, Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller, Mike Pence, Jared Kushner. They’re all in really really big, big trouble.

Trump took part in 3 separate crimes. The question now is, can he be indicted?

Trump’s response? “Totally clears the President. Thank you!”

Dinner at the Conway house must have been pretty tense. Kellyanne’s husband George responded to Trump’s tweet about being cleared with his own tweet, “Except for that little part where the US Attorney’s Office says that you directed and coordinated with Cohen to commit two felonies. Other than that, totally scot-free.”

Trump tweeted this morning that the French are out in the streets chanting “We Want Trump!”

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Any Republican who jumps ship and turns on Trump is not a hero, he’s a hypocrite. They should have been on America’s side all along.

In other news, Republicans grilled James Comey about Hillary’s stupid emails AGAIN, a Charlottesville jury convicted James Fields Jr. of first degree murder, finding that he intentionally drove his car into a crowd of protesters at a white nationalist rally last year, killing 1 and injuring nearly 40 others, George Papadopoulos is glad to have been released from jail, is grateful to patriots who supported him, and is thrilled to announce the upcoming publication of his book DEEP STATE TARGET, and Fox News hasn’t said a word about the president of the United States committing crimes to influence the presidential election so he could win and Fox could tell him what to do every morning.

Fox hasn’t tweeted in weeks.

Trump’s lawyers are talking to Mueller right now. Will he be indicted, impeached, or will he resign?

Reporter to James Comey: Do you know anything about Rod Rosenstein wearing a wire?

James Comey: I can’t comment on that.

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