For Sale: Demon Repellant

Trump has been ordered to give $2 million to charity for defrauding his own charity plus he can’t run another charity for the rest of his useless life. Beavis, Butthead and Nepotism Barbie can’t run another charity for 10 years.

Ironic fun fact: Trump, the Republicans, and Fox News relentlessly accused the Clintons of misusing their charity. The Clinton Foundation has an A rating.

Watch Trump give $2 million (and more!) to Paula White to build a mega church. He’s always wanted to build a mega church.

Jeff Sessions is running again because his wife wants him out of the house.

Trump is leading the Veterans Day parade in New York on Monday. What could go wrong?

Trump invited his buddy Erdogan to come to the White House on the day that open hearings begin so that hopefully something will go wrong and the media will talk about that instead of the hearing.

Trump has plans to do another reality TV show after he’s done fucking up the country. That would make 4 reality TV shows. There was The Apprentice, The Presidency, The Impeachment Hearings, and after that there will be The Bald Fat Broke Conman in Jail.

At Roger Stone’s trial, Alex Jones threatened to out the Stone jurors like Junior did the whistleblower hoping his Infowars audience will go crazy on them.

Mick Mulvaney has been subpoenaed.

Token black MAGAs, Diamond & Silk, have weighed in on the Democratic presidential race. They said, “When you look at Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren, it’s just like, salt and sugar. It’s the same, right? These two are the same.” Do Diamond & Silk know how ridiculous they are? Yes. Yes, they do. They’re cashing in on the use and be used politics of the Republican Party and making a shit ton of money being the Blacks for Trump. They’ll go ahead and dance for the Fox News audience and be used for the fat lazy boys’ entertainment and they’ll use them for theirs.

Not only does Trump not know that impeachment is in fact constitutional and in the constitution, he thinks that the hearings in Congress are like any other trial he’s escaped over the past 60. He tweeted: It was just explained to me that for next weeks Fake Hearing (trial) in the House, as they interview Never Trumpers and others, I get NO LAWYER & NO DUE PROCESS. It is a Pelosi, Schiff, Scam against the Republican Party and me. This Witch Hunt should not be allowed to proceed!

Um, the trial happens in the Senate. Fucking idiot.

“Sometimes I feel like screaming, ‘Everybody knows that Trump is as crooked as a broken nose and as dumb as a fencepost. Just quit shitting around and get him the fuck out of there.’” — Stephen King

Michael Bloomberg has entered the presidential race because somebody needs to represent the 621 billionaires and convince the moderates that Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are socialists without ever calling them socialists. “Don’t Tax Me” should be his campaign slogan.

“First they came for the billionaires, and I said nothing because I wanted to fund essential services” — Ezra Levin

Excerpts from the new book coming out, “Warning,” by the same person who wrote the anonymous op-ed claiming to be the resistance inside the White House likens Trump to a 12 year old in an air traffic control tower, a cruel and inept madman who is a danger to the country. We knew that already.

Trump’s whacked spiritual adviser Paula White is praying away the demons. She’s targeting Trump’s opponents, accusing them of operating in sorcery and witchcraft. Ah ha! The witch hunt is real!

There was never supposed to be a president like Trump. The Republicans and evangelicals created this. They built this monster in their demonic laboratory called, “Win at All Costs,” and now that the monster is running loose along the country side, killing people and starting fires, they don’t know what to do so they’ll just bank on their lazy, superstitious base believing that Paula White will pray the demon away.

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