Freaks and Leaks

Spike Dolomite
4 min read6 days ago

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The Supreme Court upheld the law that says if you beat your wife or girlfriend and the cops get called and file a report that you can’t ever own a gun again. Wife beating gun nuts have got to be mad about this one because she deserves it. The decision was 8 to 1. Clarence Thomas was the lone dissenter. He must get a boner thinking about women in red states who are raped by their abusers who are forced to carry his baby being further terrorized by their abusers with guns.

Every 16 hours a woman is shot and killed by her husband or boyfriend.

It got leaked that after Judge Aileen Cannon drew Trump’s Mar-a-Lago documents case that 2 of her colleagues, one of them the chief judge of the southern district of Florida, asked her to recuse herself and she refused. Aileen Cannon is a member of the freaky, secretive, super conservative Federalist Society. She was confirmed after Trump lost the 2020 election. She had only had 2 years experience on the bench and had only presided over four criminal trials for a total of 14 trial days when she drew Trump’s case. Trump appointed her so she could help him out if any cases were brought against him in the Mar-a-Lago district so she was essentially installed. Trump and the Federalist Society must be pleased so far. What should have been the first case to go to trial has turned out to be the case that might never go to trial thanks to Aileen Cannon who has done everything in her power to delay the case and keep it from going forward. Jack Smith proposed a trial date of July 8 which Trump’s side agreed to but she said they couldn’t possibly be ready by then. She refused to set any date at all. Two of her law clerks got pissed off and quit which is highly unusual, especially since this case will be the case for the ages. Things must be really bad for clerks to give up on the trial of their careers.

Trump got a MAGA in Congress to propose that 4 million square miles of ocean surrounding the US be renamed after Trump.

It’s a law now that the Ten Commandments must be displayed in all schools receiving government funding in Louisiana. Since Louisiana is #47 in education there is a good chance that nobody will read them anyway. Freaky girl Lauren Boebert says she would like to see the Ten Commandments displayed in schools across the nation because “we need morals in our nation.”

The Constitution should be displayed in schools, not the freaking Ten Commandments.

Valentina Gomez, the Republican candidate for Secretary of State in Missouri, celebrated Juneteenth by telling Black people that if they don’t like it here they can leave. She wrote, “Reparations for slavery are about to be shoved down our throats for the most wretched holiday in America. These people should be celebrating that they were born in the greatest country that has ever existed. If you don’t like America kindly get the fuck out.” As far as Pride month goes, she told voters not to be “weak and gay.” Valentina Gomez is a freak and if she wins, she will preside over elections in Missouri.

A former cop in Florida is suing Governor Ron DeSantis and his top aides, saying he was forced to retire after he refused to carry out orders he says were illegal or inappropriate. He’s a whistle blower. He refused to arrest protesters without cause.

Fox News said Biden is beating Trump in the polls and now Trump is pissed at Fox.

Fox reporters asked Trump, “What’s your relationship with God like and how do you pray?” He answered, “I do very well with the evangelicals.”

The Southern Baptist Convention, the nation’s largest and most politically powerful Protestant denomination, voted to oppose in vitro fertilization. What’s next? Baptist ministers getting freaky by insisting that they be present when Southern Baptists have sex on the days that the wife is ovulating so they can sprinkle holy water on them?

One of Trump’s former presidential spiritual advisors, mega church freaky pastor Robert Morris in Texas, resigned after admitting that he had been having sex with a female parishioner that started when she was 12. He claims that he is “reformed” now and therefore should be forgiven by the mega church parishioners because the lord certainly has.

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Spike Dolomite

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