Freaky Fraud Friday
Guerrilla politicologists have uncovered new bones in the GOP’s closet dating back since before Reagan, proving that the Republicans have been accepting bribes from foreign governments since gas was 40 cents a gallon and Billie Jean King kicked Bobby Riggs’ ass. Disgraced convicted criminal and former vice president, Spiro Agnew, who was forced to resign as vice president in 1973 because he pled guilty to tax evasion charges, has been found to have accepted money from the same Saudi royal family that is in bed with the fraud of a president Trump and his Secretary of Everything son in law, Jared Kushner.
In 1980, after Spiro Agnew had been living in shame and out of public office for 7 years, a telegraph was sent to the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia asking for $2 million to be sent to a secret Swiss bank account so Agnew could combat Zionists in America. He blamed the Jews for destroying his career. He said he was framed and driven out office because he didn’t support Israel, not because he was a fraud who didn’t pay his taxes and accepted cash bribes as governor and vice president. He said he wanted to get back at the Jews by creating a propaganda campaign to expose and destroy them. He ended his written request by congratulating the prince on his recent jihad on Israel. The prince sent him some money. Now another prince from the same family could be sending the Trumps money.
Agnew’s lawyers said he couldn’t be indicted because he was a sitting vice president. Never mind that he was facing 40 counts of criminal indictments in Maryland from when he was governor. There was a big debate within the Department of Justice on whether or not he could be indicted, or at least threatened with being indicted, so they could get rid of him. They didn’t want him to become president if Nixon was impeached because he was an even bigger crook than Nixon. It was decided that a sitting vice president could indeed be indicted. Ever since then it has been an accepted rule that vice presidents could be indicted, but not presidents, not because it was really ever decided that presidents couldn’t be indicted, but because a vice president was seen as being more of a threat to the country than the president who was facing impeachment.
Saudi Arabia/Trump review: Trump’s first trip abroad was to Saudi Arabia. Jared Kushner’s business sought a $100 million investment from a Saudi backed fund. Jared has a private relationship with the crown prince and they chat and text regularly. He has been coaching the prince on how to handle the backlash after Jamal Khashoggi’s murder. It’s not known yet if Jared was involved in getting him killed. Now they’re trying to get the Saudi’s nuclear weapons.
Prosecutors are calling the 49 year old Coast Guard lieutenant who studied the methods of the Unabomber, the Virginia Tech gunman and other extremist killers and stockpiled guns and drugs so he could later kill cable news journalists and Democratic politicians, a domestic terrorist. Trump hasn’t said a word about this. The president of the United States has yet to condemn a thwarted terrorist attack on Americans. He’s too busy yelling at Democrats, immigrants, the media and his foes on Twitter and packing for his trip to visit his dictator crush, Kim Jong-un.
The Republican who won his seat in the 9th Congressional district in North Carolina by 900 votes, Mark Harris, has called for a new election after his son testified against him and made him cry. His son is a deputy attorney general and would be handling the fraud case if federal charges were brought. The Board of Elections asked too many questions so he called for a new election because he didn’t want to perjure himself. Maybe this time Republicans won’t hire criminals to collect the ballots.
Mark Harris is a Baptist pastor conservative Christian. That explains why he turned on the Jimmy Swaggart tears when his son told on him. It’s evangelical shtick. They’re all a bunch of frauds.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans keep drilling down on voter fraud saying Democrats use dead people, illegals and double votes to win. The only fraud is election fraud and it’s done by the Republicans.
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