Freaky Friday
It’s another Friday in the freaky USA.
The Foo Fighters did a show for vaccinated fans only. Anti vaxxers stood outside and protested a rock concert.
Boxer, attorney and former reality TV star, Joey Gilbert, who participated in the mob attack on the Capitol is now running for governor of Nevada.
The wild eyed, speed freak looking St. Louis couple, Mark and Patricia McCloskey, who stood outside of their estate and threatened black people with their guns as they walked by last year have pleaded guilty to misdemeanors. They had to turn in their infamous guns that made social media history. Mark is running for US Senate.
A MAGA Republiqan running for Congress in Floriduh has been caught on tape saying he would send “a Russian and Ukrainian hit squad” to one of his political opponents running against him to make her “disappear.” His name is William Braddock and he said, “I really don’t want to have to end anybody’s life for the good of the people of the United States of America. … But if it needs to be done it needs to be done.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to get rid of Dr. Fauci with her Fire Fauci Act. She’s getting co-sponsors too, and of course they’re the freakiest of the freaks — Louie Gohmert, Mo Brooks, Matt Gaetz.
“What is Biden doing about WINDMILL CANCER?” — George Conway
Wheelchair bound twenty something congressman Madison Cawthorn said that assault weapons should be legal because people need them to violently overthrow “tyrannical governments” like the one we have now.
20 year old Alexander Jackson in Cedar Rapids, Iowa shot and killed his entire family with a semi-automatic rifle because his dad told him to get a job.
Texans are losing power again, this time in extreme high temperatures, because Republicans have all the power. 700 people died over the winter because they had no power. They froze to death because their Republican governor is a control freak. He’s making Texans pay $250 million on Trump’s white power wall and nothing on fixing their power grid. All because he thinks it will give him power if he runs for president.
The only people who would self ration energy consumption in Texas are Democrats but why should they? They didn’t vote for Super Freak. Asking Republicans in Texas to cut back won’t ever happen. They don’t cut back on anything. They just take and take and take and grab and grab and grab. They’re not letting go of anything. It’s all MINE.
Meanwhile, in Texas’s sister state, Florida, their greedy power grubbing governor, Ron DeSantis has pardoned all Floridians who were arrested or fined for violating local government mask mandates during the pandemic. Florida is a freak show.
The Supreme Court upheld the ACA for the third time. The vote was 7 to 2. Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh voted in favor. Republicans are freaked out but they haven’t said a word. They’re too busy rewriting the history of January 6 and getting their white voters freaked out about Critical Race Theory.
Critical Race Theory wasn’t a thing until Fox News and the Republicans turned it into a thing. Fox News has mentioned Critical Race Theory 1,300 times in the past couple of months even though it has never been taught in K-12 schools. That’s not stopping them and the Republicans from trying to ban teaching it, though. Banning the teaching of systemic racism is systemic racism.
Finally, after African Americans have been celebrating the end of slavery (AKA Juneteenth) for decades, emancipation will be recognized as a federal holiday from now on. Before the president signed it, Vice President Kamala Harris said, “Juneteenth has been known as many things. Freedom Day, Liberation Day, Emancipation Day. And today, a national holiday.”
The next holiday needs to be Election Day. The repugs will scream that they already gave black people and the libs a holiday with Juneteenth, no more hollow daze! OK, then. Let’s swap Columbus Day for Election Day. Then the Republicans will probably freak out and demand they get their own holiday — Take Your Gun to Work Day.
Fox News’ token black female, self hating Candace Owens said, “I’ll be celebrating July 4 and July 4 only.” Um, Candace, your ancestors weren’t regarded as being human on July 4. They weren’t citizens. They had no rights on July 4, 1776. Candace Owens is a freak of nature.
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