Free Dumb!!!!!

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 5, 2020

Trump held a campaign event on the south lawn of the White House with jets and fireworks. Not much of an audience both inside his wall and outside on the Washington Mall and they weren’t wearing masks. His slurry sniffy speech was a declaration of war on America directed towards his racist base. On the 4th of July. He said that we fought Operation Desert Storm in the jungles of Vietnam, that the media is guilty of slander because they describe him as a racist and, “American heroes defeated Nazis, communists and hunted down terrorists…..we are now in the process of defeating the radical left, the Marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and people who in many instances have absolutely no clue what they are doing…..We will defend, protect, and preserve American way of life — which began in 1492 when Columbus discovered America.”

Meanwhile in open carry Virginia, state senator Amanda Chase marched alongside the Boogaloo Boys in a second amendment parade, carrying her own big ‘ol gun, declaring her love for Trump and all white supremacists.

When the Declaration of Independence was signed, a black person wasn’t even considered to be a whole person, just 3/5 of one.

Kanye West is running for president. Don’t laugh. It could happen. People already elected a mentally ill reality TV star who thinks he’s God.

Kanye West said slavery was a choice.

Watch Trump dump Pence and replace him with Kanye because he thinks it would be good TV.

“Melania would like to remind you that Kim Kardashian would be the SECOND First Lady to have done porn.” — Mrs. Betty Bowers

The BLM marches are still going on in the streets of America but the media is bored with them so they don’t cover them anymore. Last night somebody drove like a maniac onto a closed freeway in Seattle and hit two protesters, killing one.

People really cut loose and partied all over America to celebrate the 4th of July, making health care workers sick with grief and worry because they know what that means for them. In a couple of weeks they won’t be able to accept all of the sick people who need hospital care because there won’t be enough room for them and they’ll be working around the clock, exposing themselves and their families to a deadly virus, watching the horrors of suffering and death NONSTOP.

Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO, is now worth nearly $172 billion. He has set a new world record for the richest person on earth. The coronavirus has been very good for business. His business.

In 1861 there were only 3 millionaires in the US. In 1900 there were 4,000. Today we have billionaires and Jeff Bezos is the billionest of them all.

People who work their asses off for shitty pay are getting more on unemployment because they lost their shitty jobs due to the coronavirus. This makes the Republicans very nervous. More workers are on to them. Hey wait a minute, I’m working 60 hours a week and can barely pay my bills and now I can pay my bills without ever having to work 60 hours a week at 2 shitty jobs? WTF?

Some Democrats are for Universal Basic Income so nobody would ever find themselves homeless due to their inability to pay the rent, even when they’re working. Texan Republican US Senator, John Cornyn, is against this idea because he says that people will get paid for not working just like millionaires and billionaires. You can’t be paid not to work! John Cornyn isn’t a millionaire but he’s a US Senator which means he gets paid pretty well not to work. That’s one reason why Republicans want to hang on to power so badly. Why collect unemployment when I can rake in $174,000 a year doing nothing? They’re getting a government check not to work.

Millionaires and billionaires don’t work. They OWN. They own members of Congress and they own everybody that works for them.

The American Idiot is supposedly celebrating America’s birthday this weekend, throwing all caution to the wind, ringing in a new surge of suffering and death from the Trump Plague, carelessly toasting to their freedom…….What freedom? They’re owned.

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Spike Dolomite

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