Friday the 13th
School districts are closing. The NBA has suspended its season. Disneyland is closed. Broadway is closed. Lots and lots of other sports and performing arts events have been cancelled. Princess Cruises cancelled all trips worldwide. People are lined up in parking lots to buy food only to discover that the shelves are all empty once they get inside. The country is panicking.
We don’t have a competent leader to show us the way or tell us the truth.
The global coronavirus death toll has hit 5,000. Since the virus was not contained in time and people still can’t get tested for it, 1 million people in America could die. This will be recorded as the worst major preventable public health disaster of all time.
2/3 of Americans are really worried about the coronavirus. The other 1/3 believe that the whole thing is a hoax created by the media and the Democrats. They know this to be true because they don’t know anybody who has it. The reason why they don’t know anybody who has it is because nobody has been tested for it.
2/3 of Americans would like to be able to live their lives and let the other 1/3 suffer the consequences of their own stupidity for supporting this lunatic but they can’t BECAUSE THOSE STUPID FUCKERS HAVE TAKEN THE REST OF US DOWN WITH THEM.
Trump is blaming Obama and the CDC for the coronavirus. He tweeted: For decades the CDC looked at, and studied, its testing system, but did nothing about it. It would always be inadequate and slow for a large scale pandemic, but a pandemic would never happen, they hoped. President Obama made changes that only complicated things further. Their response to H1N1 Swine Flu was a full scale disaster, with thousands dying, and nothing meaningful done to fix the testing problem, until now. The changes have been made and testing will soon happen on a very large scale basis. All Red Tape has been cut, ready to go!
The dipshit has been in office for 3 years with the full power of the presidency. He owns this. He slashed the CDC global preparedness funds, over ruled them by sending infected people home on the same flight with healthy people, disbanded the pandemic watch team, fucked up test kit development, and lied to the public about what was really happening. Even so, he’s bragging about how awesome he is, “The United States, because of what I did and what the administration did with China, we have 32 deaths at this point … when you look at the kind of numbers that you’re seeing coming out of other countries, it’s pretty amazing.”
Trump tweeted last night: Sleepy Joe Biden was in charge of the H1N1 Swine Flu epidemic which killed thousands of people. The response was one of the worst on record. Our response is one of the best, with fast action of border closings & a 78% Approval Rating, the highest on record. His was lowest!
Trump’s former homeland security adviser, Tom Bossert, keeps calling the White House to warn Trump and Pence about how serious things are but White House officials keep blocking him.
An Italian medical chief has died of the coronavirus. The Australian Home Affairs official who met last week with Bill Barr and Ivanka has it. The press secretary for the Brazilian president who was at Kimberly Guilfoyle’s birthday party at Mar-a-Lago Saturday night eating cake with Trump has tested positive. Trump hasn’t been tested because he’s scared his DNA will be used against him in any future sexual assault trials.
More Republicans are going into hiding and calling it self-quarantine. Trump’s caddy, Lindsay Graham, was able to get a test even though he has no symptoms, using his white male Republican privilege to shove his way to the front of the line of thousands of sick people waiting to get tested.
The House has written a bill that would provide free testing, food aid, unemployment insurance, paid sick leave, and enhanced government response to the pandemic but Republican House Leader Kevin McCarthy opposes it because he’s a dick. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell doesn’t want to deal with it so he sent the Senate home for 3 days so he could hide out at home for the weekend. He called the coronavirus relief bill “an ideological wish list.” Feeling the heat (not from fever, but from political pressure,) McConnell has called everybody back.
The CEO of Fox is having employees in New York work from home because they don’t want to get sick but they’ll keep telling their viewers that the coronavirus is a conspiracy created by the media and the Democrats to take Trump down.
The stock market had its worst day since 1987. We’re headed for a recession.
We just killed one of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Top Commander in an airstrike in Iraq.
It’s Friday the 13th. You don’t have to be superstitious to know this is going to be a bad day.
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