From the Start

Spike Dolomite
4 min readFeb 11, 2022

The Select Committee has discovered gaps in official White House telephone logs from the day of the insurrection. He was talking to people during the riot but there isn’t a record from the White House. So telecommunications have disappeared now.

Some of the documents that Trump took were not only classified, but top secret. Why did he take them and who helped him?

The Hillary Clinton email scandal was on the front page of every newspaper, the top story on every news show, and the topic of conversation for months. Jim Comey threw the election to Trump by reopening the investigation into her emails right before the election. Now we have a former president who took top secret documents and it’s barely even a blip in the media.

Trump wanted Bill Barr to put Hillary in jail over her emails.

After Trump called upon Russia to find the “30,000 emails that are missing” during a presidential debate on July 27, 2016, the Russians targeted her personal office within 5 hours per Bob Mueller.

Trump would get his cult followers to chant “Lock her up!” at his MAGA rallies for 4 years AFTER he was elected president. He and Fox talked about her incessantly so their cult followers would fear that if he were impeached she would become president.

Lindsey Graham was so sure that Trump would win re-election that he planned on getting his revenge on Hillary by becoming chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee and initiating an oversight investigation into whether the DOJ and the FBI were “in the tank” for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and do nothing and Trump and the Republicans would accuse her of shooting somebody.

Republicans don’t want Trump and the Republicans investigated at all but the Republicans are still investigating the Clintons.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign didn’t hire any Kremlin advisors.

Hillary Clinton has never been indicted.

Hillary Clinton was the most over qualified candidate for president and Trump was the most underqualified. The mediocre, lazy white man won. Again.

Hillary Clinton never took the fifth. She sat and testified for 11 hours while Trey Gowdy and the Republicans made fools of themselves over Benghazi because she wasn’t guilty of jack shit. The people who went on and on about Benghazi and dragged Hillary through 11 congressional hearings that turned up nothing want to move on from January 6.

“Never forget that Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden left 4 Americans to die in Benghazi 8 years ago today.” Charlie Kirk on 9/11/20

The Select Committee has got enough to hold public hearings and write a report now but they’re holding out on getting testimony from all of the boobs who have defied subpoenas. Susan McDougal served 18 months in jail for ignoring a subpoena to testify in the Whitewater case against the Clintons, one of the many attempts by the Republicans to take the Clintons down. They finally got Bill Clinton by setting him up to lie about his private sex life under oath so they could impeach him. After years of trying and failing, they finally got him on the oldest and most common lie in human history — men lying about sex.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Newt Gingrich, the Speaker of the House during Trump’s presidency and the head of the Clinton witch hunt, was doing the exact same thing that the Republicans were accusing Clinton of at the exact same time that they were accusing him — boinking an intern. The Republican hyper moralists who impeached Clinton over lying about a blow job who are still in Congress had no problem with Trump lying several times a day and boinking porn stars while married to his third wife who did a little porn in her younger days before she married for money. Impeaching Clinton over lying about sex was never about morality or even lying under oath. It was about trapping him to gain power.

Newt Gingrich isn’t in public office anymore but he makes himself relevant by going on Fox all of the time. The founding father of smash mouth politics, he has said over and over on Fox that the election was stolen. He went on Sean Hannity’s show while Trump was still in office to say that Trump should pardon himself and his family before he goes. He supports the banning of books, demonizing the free press, controlling what is taught in schools, and stealing elections. He’s a straight up fascist.

In order to save the country we’d need to travel back in time to destroy Fox News and Newt Gingrich and put something in the water that keeps people from being OK with being lazy and stupid. We’d need to make civic classes in high school and registering to vote mandatory and outlaw gerrymandering before it even starts because that’s how all of this all started. Newt and the Republicans started it.

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Spike Dolomite

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