Fuck Right Off

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 1, 2020

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Instead of protecting our troops, eradicating a deadly plague, upholding the Constitution, putting people back to work, keeping Americans safe, or paying attention to daily briefings, Trump is busy flipping out on Twitter: My Executive Order to protect Monuments, Statues etc., IS IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. In excess of a 10 year prison term. Please do not put yourself in jeopardy. Many people now under arrest!

Rent is due today. More people have lost their jobs due to the Trump Plague. They don’t have money for rent. Mr. Landlord Trump says they can all just fuck right off.

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments of absolute fear
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a Trump year?

Trump years are measured by the number of people who die from the Trump Plague or lose their jobs, White House chief of staff changes, tweets, pissed off world leaders, lawsuits, Congressional investigations, loss of Republican seats in the House, people in the streets, and confederate symbols that are told to fuck right off.

More than 45 million Americans have lost their jobs while billionaires have raked in $584 billion.

Trump and the Republicans are all excited about the great gains in the stock market. Life is great for rich white people!

Trump is running on racism and for the rich to own more, more, more. The rest of us can fuck right off.

States have let their moratoriums on evictions expire and are starting to throw people out on the street in the middle of a pandemic.

“Brace yourself. The wave of evictions and foreclosures in next 2 months will be unlike anything America has experienced since the Great Depression. And unless Congress extends extra unemployment benefits beyond July 31, we’re also going to have unparalleled hunger.” — Robert Reich

People who are losing their jobs are losing their health insurance too because in America only the rich and powerful can own land, wealth, and their own bodies. The rest of us renters can fuck right off.

Trump is still fighting to take Obamacare away. If he succeeds, anybody who has had the coronavirus will have a pre-existing condition that could keep them from ever being able to get health insurance again.

Laura Ingraham is telling her audience that Dr. Fauci is working for the Joe Biden campaign. She also said that if elected, Joe Biden will construct statues to Colin Kaepernick and Stacey Abrams.

Lt Governor of Texas Dan Patrick says Dr. Fauci doesn’t know what he’s talking about and that he doesn’t need his advice anymore.

Dr Fauci said we’re headed for 100,000 cases a day.

Laura Ingraham and Dan Patrick can just fuck right off.

In Georgia, Congresswoman Lucy McBath’s Republican challenger, KAREN Handel, says Lucy should look at issues beyond her murdered son and “get off of it.” Lucy’s black teenaged son was murdered outside of a convenience store by a white man who wanted him to turn his music down. She ran for Congress to change gun laws and she’s doing that. Karen can fuck right off.

Trump says the Russia bounty story is just another hoax meant to discredit him and the Republican party. Trump and the Republicans can fuck right off.

Trump’s press secretary blames “rogue intelligence officers” for the Russian bounty hunter story. Press Secretary Barbie can fuck right off.

Congressman Adam Schiff says Republicans have been boycotting House Intelligence Committee meetings. They’re telling Democrats and the American people to fuck right off.

82 out of 110 soldiers and 8 instructors in a SERE (survival, evasion, resistance and escape) training at Fort Bragg have tested positive for the coronavirus.

An international security crisis is right around the corner.

Joe Biden has double digits leads against Trump in every major poll.

“Vote Biden. He won’t do any of this shit.” — Scott Dworkin

Trump can fuck right off.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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