Fuck the GQP
It’s been 100 days since Joe Biden has been in office and we’re finally going to be able to start living normally again after 100 days of solitude. He’s conquering the Trump Plague and getting shit done. He has a very high approval rating. He’s hard to hate or make fun of. Joe Biden has been bad for comedians.
The Republican party is such as mess that have all but surrendered fighting on policy and have taken to making the most bizarre shit up to keep the Fox News audience engaged and outraged. Yesterday the story that dominated the alt right news cycle was Kamala Harris was giving her children’s book out to immigrant kids to indoctrinate them. The reporter at the New York Post who was told to write it resigned after submitting the story and said that she regretted not pushing back on the idea. Didn’t matter — Fox and the right wing media machine ran with it and sure enough, idiots believe that little immigrant kids are being given a book by the foreigner vice president to brain wash them into voting for Democrats when they turn 18.
Speaking of evil Republicans worried about indoctrinating children with liberal ideas, Louisiana state legislator, Ray Garofalo, is famous now for saying there is a good side to slavery during a House committee meeting about his bill that would ban schools and colleges from teaching “divisive concepts” about race and sex. He represents a district east of New Orleans where a lot of black people live who were left for dead by George Bush after Hurricane Katrina. He thinks that by teaching about race in schools, students will be indoctrinated with politics. He said, “If you are having a discussion on whatever the case may be, on slavery, then you can talk about everything dealing with slavery: the good, the bad, the ugly.” Fellow Republican Stephanie Hilferty called him out by saying, “There is no good to slavery.” Then everybody burst out laughing. Were they laughing at her or him?
There aren’t 2 sides to slavery, Ray Garofalo, you racist fuck.
Tucker Carlson says masks are a sign of obedience and if you see a child wearing one they are being abused and you should call the police immediately, “contact child protective services.” So now MAGAs are harassing kids for wearing masks.
Meanwhile in Alaska, Republican state senator Lora Reinbold, the anti-masker who was banned from entering the state senate floor and was forced to sit behind plexiglass so she wouldn’t infect anyone then got banned from her committees because she’s such an outrageous asshole has now been banned from flying on Alaska Airlines. She can’t fly in to the state capitol to do her job.
Republicans are writing laws that make it legal for people to drive their car into crowds of protesters. They didn’t think that all the way through. Now the anti-abortion fanatics who stand outside of women’s clinics to harass patients going in and out can legally get run over.
There are people refusing to get vaccinated out of spite. How fucking stupid do you have to be to deny yourself 21st century life saving medical treatment just to own the libs and prove your loyalty to a cult? And how is wearing a mask government control when this is a global crisis and people around the world are wearing masks?
Vaccinated people can start going outside without masks now but normal worry they’ll be mistaken for a Republican so they won’t.
Lindsey Graham is running a contest and the winner gets to golf with him and Trump.
Lauren Boebert tweeted: Joe Biden has no authority to cancel the 4th of July
The MAGA QAnon weirdos got enough signatures to hold an election to recall California Governor Gavin Newsom who’s approval rating is in the 50s. Caitlyn Jenner and Angelina, famous for nothing other than lots of plastic surgery and driving around Hollywood in a pink Corvette are running. Washed up MAGA actor Randy Quaid is thinking about running too. Instead of “Drain the Swamp” his campaign slogan could be “Empty the Shitter.”
The last time California recalled a governor they ended up with Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was Trump on fewer steroids.
Capitalists are concerned now that Americans aren’t having enough babies. They say it’s bad for the economy. Everybody but them is living paycheck to paycheck which isn’t sustainable anyway because they have all the wealth derived by everybody living paycheck to paycheck. They need more laborers to exploit so now they’re going to have to support immigration.
Liz Cheney has called out white supremacy more than the only black Republican senator, Tim Scott, who will be speaking to the nation tonight on behalf of the Republican Party. They’re sending him out there to dance. A black man in black face.
Republicans are the worst people in the world. Fuck ‘em.
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