“Fuck,” Trump. “FUCK TRUMP!”

Jeffrey Epstein will be arraigned in federal court today. The cops busted down his door in Manhattan Saturday night, a 40 room French Renaissance palace, used to hold children as sex hostages. They found child porn.

US Attorney Geoffrey Berman of the Southern District of New York said the FBI is ON IT, using the word “children” instead of “minors,” talking directly to other victims who haven’t come forward yet and encouraging them to call 800-CALLFBI. It’s their #1 priority case. They want detention for Epstein before trial because he’s a flight risk because he has 2 private planes and lives much of his life abroad. He could get a maximum of 45 years in jail.

Trump could pardon him. Would he? If Trump did pardon him, the Republicans wouldn’t say a word and the MAGAs would chant, “Lock her up! Lock her up!”

Jeffrey Epstein could flip. Who would he roll over on to get a bed at Club Fed?

The lawyers for the victims say that Epstein’s sex operation ran like an organized crime family. He and Ghislaine Maxwell were at the top and below them were others who would recruit and schedule the girls and take care of the transfer of money FOR YEARS.

Epstein’s case is being handled by the public corruption unit which doesn’t typically handle cases involving child exploitation. There is a conspiracy count, some people have been named and some not. This means that other high profile officials could be caught up in this thing. The whole world could be affected by this.

Alex Acosta protected Jeffrey Epstein by granting him immunity from federal prosecution for child sex trafficking…….child rape! He gave him a 13 month work release sentence, his own private suite in jail and work reprieve so he could leave during the day and go to his office to have sex. Now Alex Acosta is Trump’s Labor Secretary and is in charge of overseeing human trafficking.

Trump’s personal defense attorney, Bill Barr, has magic powers over this because he’s the attorney general. He has proven that he won’t do the right thing so be prepared for him to investigate the investigators over this one. If Trump is wrapped up in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking of virgin teens, Barr will protect him. The Epstein Barr virus. Only adolescents get it.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Ken Starr, the special counsel that went after Bill Clinton for lying about a blow job with a consenting adult, has made a career out of defending pervs who commit sex crimes with actual victims. He defended Jeffrey Epstein and enabled athletes to rape co-eds at Baylor University when he was president. He knows all of the loopholes in our justice system and is adept at exploiting them all because he has served in all capacities and knows every vantage point. He’s been a federal appellate judge, a special prosecutor, a US solicitor general, a defense attorney, a clerk for a chief justice of the US Supreme Court, a law school dean and president and chancellor. Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein should have hired him so they could be free to go to Epstein’s sex parties.

The media and Republicans have left Melania alone throughout Trump’s pussy grabs, humping porn stars and paying them off, rape accusations, and the Epstein child sex trafficking scandal. They treat her like a helpless victim, a little lady, unlike Hillary whom they blamed for everything Bill did both true and false. If he’s one of the high officials implicated in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case, Hillary will get blamed for it.

Nancy Pelosi spent the long holiday weekend at her own private vineyard. She’s nonchalant about impeaching Trump. She shrugs it off and says that Bush, Clinton and Obama were targeted for impeachment too. The old girl doesn’t get it. Trump is now more popular than ever.

The US women’s soccer team did it again — World Cup #4! After they won, the crowd chanted, “EQUAL PAY! EQUAL PAY!” Women get $250,000 when they win. Men get $1.1 million.

The US women’s national soccer team said no thanks to being invited to the White House. They already went when a real president was in the White House and an invitation actually meant something. The Mexican men’s national team declined an invitation also. This is another first. Even Abbie Hoffman and Grace Slick went to the White House when Nixon invited them. They got kicked out, but they went.

Fox News went in to a bar to film the crowd live after the women’s soccer team won the World Cup and the crowd started chanting “FUCK TRUMP! FUCK TRUMP!” The reporter didn’t know what to do so he pretended like he didn’t hear it. Now Fox and Trump will try and claim that they were chanting “Fox Trump, Fox Trump!”

Trump is sore that the Fox News reporter didn’t defend him like Fox and Friends does every day so he trolled Fox all night on Twitter, accusing the conservative network of “loading up with Democrats & even using Fake unsourced @nytimes a ‘source’ of information.”

When Trump found out that a British ambassador to the US thought he was an incompetent boob, he tweeted out that he didn’t like the guy anyway. He’s getting some new ambassadors today.

Trump said he was going to lower drug prices with an executive order. Just like that. What’s next? Reversing climate change and world peace?

Trump’s approval rating is the highest it’s ever been. This is getting scarier. What’s Nancy Pelosi doing this morning? Napping by the pool?

“I don’t know what the ‘we’ll just beat him at the polls’ folks are thinking. If Trump loses in November 2020, we’re in for three of the most dangerous months in American history.” — Jonathan M. Katz

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