Girls, Girls, Girls
Elise Stefanik was elected conference chair to replace Liz Cheney this morning. She thanked Trump for his support. “He is a critical part of our Republican team.”
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Elise Stefanik was a moderate, even on abortion, until Trump inserted himself into her campaign. So many MAGAs turned out to an event that Trump appeared at she changed course in order to get those votes. She never had such a huge turn out on the campaign trail. She pissed it all away for Trump and short term power because her district could be redrawn due to the census so she could be out of a job soon anyway.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been stalking AOC to get under her skin and get some video of her losing her cool so she can use it in QLand. Debate me on the Green New Deal! Why do you support Antifa! You’re a socialist! She waited for her to exit the House floor to scream at her and follow her, video camera running. AOC ignored her. If she had any other job she’d be fired for creating a hostile work environment. AOC is doing a good job of starving her of the attention she’s looking for but she still called for action by Sgt at Arms because this QAnon weirdo is a real threat. Nancy Pelosi said the Ethics Committee should look into it.
AOC said, “I used to work as a bartender. These are the kinds of people that I threw out of bars all the time.”
“Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn’t been removed from Congress for behavior that would get a person removed from Buffalo Wild Wings. 2021 House GOP caucus is run like the Dairy Queen that people are scared to go to because they don’t clean the machines and are obviously running meth.” — Erin Jab Enthusiast Ryan
Liz Cheney says on Fox News: “We all have an obligation. And I would say Fox News — especially, especially Fox News — has a particular obligation to make sure people know the election wasn’t stolen……The danger the former president poses is too great for us to simply hope for the best. When you talk about the extent to which the big lie has taken hold, part of that is because people have just sort of said well we’re gonna ignore it and we’re gonna move on.” She said big lie on Fox.
Machine Gun Barbie Lauren Boebert tweeted: AOC and Chuck Schumer are actively encouraging people to go to hospitals and get the death certificates of their relatives amended to include COVID-19 so that the federal government can help pay for their funerals. Is there no limit to what Democrats want government to pay for?
Speaking of Republican girls, whatever happened to Cathy McMorris Rogers, the Congresswoman from Washington who the repugs used to put in every camera shot and make speak to reporters even though she was totally green and had as much experience in Congress as she did speaking to the press. She got her start during the Sarah Palin days. While Sarah was blowing everybody’s mind with her stupidity and incompetence, the repugs wanted to show off their newest member to Congress. It’s a girl! She’s still in Congress they just don’t use her anymore because she’s a good girl. Bad boys only want girls they’d never take home to meet mother.
Trump’s girls are mean girls but they’ll never be mean to Trump because prostitutes never cross their pimp or else.
