Give Mo to Gitmo

Spike Dolomite
3 min readJun 2, 2023


The Senate passed the debt ceiling bill. The vote was 63 to 36. More Democrats voted for the bill than Republicans, just like in the House. 46 Senate Democrats voted for it and only 17 Republicans.

The Secret Service left sandbags on a stage where Biden made a speech, causing him to trip and fall. He’s OK but what’s up with the Secret Service? Sloppy mistake. Their job is to pay attention to every little detail at all times………

The right wingers are making fun of Biden because he fell. When Mitch McConnell fell and was hospitalized for 5 weeks Democrats wished him well.

Joe Biden outsmarted Kevin McCarthy and saved us and the world from a catastrophic default. In addition, 339,000 jobs were created in May. The guy keeps taking hits but continues to humbly go about his business. The present day doesn’t see his greatness, but history will.

New video footage from the documentary of Roger Stone has come out that shows Stone admitting that he has been flattering and manipulating Trump for 30 years. He has even made up stories of the great things that Trump has done in the past, and Trump believes him.

Ivanka is losing the family brand by dumping her last name and identifying as Kushner (as if Kushner is that much better). She can wash and wash and wash it over and over again but she’ll never get that Trump smell out.

Idiot MAGAs are boycotting Chic-fil-A because the former CEO, who doesn’t even work there anymore, said something they don’t like. Liberals have already been boycotting them because they’re anti-LGBTQ. MAGAs are so stupid they’re boycotting a company that supports their ideology.

Pride Month fun fact: Besides being fun, Pride Month is important because visibility is critical. Gays have had to be brave to be seen. By being so brave, more and more straight people are realizing that they know and love gay people and that gay people are everywhere.

Two brothers, ages 8 and 9, were killed this week while playing with their kittens outside their home in Lebanon, Pennsylvania.

A man who attended a high school graduation in Tennessee died after a gun he was illegally carrying on school property fired accidentally. He shot himself in his right inner thigh thus second amendmenting himself.

A man in Louisiana saw shadows outside his home so he grabbed his gun and fired at it. It was a 14 year old girl playing hide n seek with her friends.

Pauline Bauer, one of the January 6 rioters who demanded that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi be brought out to the mob has been sentenced to more than 2 years in prison.

Jared Wise, an ex-FBI agent in charge of Homegrown Violent Extremism for the FBI New York Field Office’s Joint Terrorism Task Force, was arrested in Oregon and charged with 4 misdemeanor counts for his role in the insurrection. He told the mob to kill the cops and accused officers of being Nazis. Jared Wise is an American terrorist.

Peter Schwartz, who was armed with a wooden tire knocker and engaged in a series of assaults on officers during the January 6 attack, was sentenced to 14 years in prison.

Trump and everybody who crimed for him or used him to commit their own crimes should be sent to Guantanamo Bay (Gitmo) to live out the rest of their lives, stuck with each other. It’s a military detention center off the coast of Cuba that was built in response to 9/11 to detain Muslim terrorists. Since 2002, 779 Muslim men and boys have been held there. Biden has been letting prisoners go. Right now, 32 detainees remain. 18 are eligible for transfer, 3 are eligible for a Periodic Review Board, 9 are involved in the military commissions process, and 2 remaining have been convicted in military commissions. Once it’s cleared out, fill it back up again with American terrorists who tried to overthrow the US government. Trump will be fine. There’s a McDonald’s inside. Seriously.



Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.