Go! Go! Go!

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 29, 2024

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President Biden endorsed 3 reforms to the Supreme Court: 1) No immunity for former presidents for crimes committed while in office, 2) 18 year term limits for justices, and 3) Binding code of conduct for justices. Now it’s up to Congress and the states to amend the constitution. Biden wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post where he said, “We can and must prevent the abuse of presidential power. We can and must restore the public’s faith in the Supreme Court. We can and must strengthen the guardrails of democracy.” Go Joe!

Harris’s campaign raised over $200 million in less than a week, that’s the same amount that Obama raised in his entire campaign. Go Kamala!

White Women for Kamala Harris was the largest Zoom call ever. Over 150,000 women phoned in and raised over $2 million. White Dudes for Harris want to do the same thing tonight. Go white people!

Speaking of white people, the ones that give white people in general a bad name, Republican congresswoman Claudia Tenney said on Fox Business that Kamala Harris was “basically a Diversity Equity and Inclusion hire” and was “uninformed and lazy.” Hey Claudia! Go bleep yourself!

Hours after FBI director Christopher Wray told members of congress in a hearing that they weren’t sure that a bullet actually hit Trump in Pennsylvania last week or if it was a piece of the teleprompter, the FBI released a statement saying Trump’s ear definitely hit a bullet. Trump must have called them and raised hell. He’s been telling crowds that he took a bullet for the country, and he’ll be damned if he’s going to lose face (pun intended of course) so go out there and tell everybody I got shot. Hey Trump! Go bleep yourself!

Trump can’t stand it that people are talking about Kamala instead of him. For a whole week he has had to endure millions of people gushing over Kamala. The country is really excited about her. He’s so desperate for attention he says he’s going to go back to Butler, Pennsylvania, where he took a bullet for democracy, and do another rally there. Hey Trump! Go ahead.

Trump told a crowd in West Palm Beach that Kamala “doesn’t like Jewish people.” Um, Kamala Harris’s husband is Jewish and she likes him a lot.

At Turning Point USA he told the crowd, “I don’t care how but you have to get out and vote. Christians — you have to get out and vote. Just this time. You do it this once and you won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years and you know what? It will be fixed. It will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians. Get out and vote. You gotta get out and vote. You won’t have to do it again. In four years we’ll have it fixed so good you won’t have to do it anymore.”

At a bitcoin conference in North Carolina Trump told the crowd he was running against a low IQ person. HA HA HA HA HA. Then he promised the crowd that when he gets elected again they’ll make so much electricity that people will say, “Please Mr. President we don’t want any more electricity. We can’t stand it. You’ll be begging me……no more electricity!” Kamala Harris is running against a low IQ person. He’s got to go.

Trump is having far fewer rallies indoors this time around because he stiffed venues in 2016 and 2020 so they don’t want him back. Go, Trump. Just get the hell out.

The Villages in South Florida held a golf cart rally for Kamala. This is big news because the seniors who live there have been all in for Trump the last 2 elections. When Mike Pence did a MAGA rally there on Trump’s behalf, the old timers stood in the hot sun on black pavement in triple digit weather just to get a peek at Trump’s surrogate. Several of them fainted from heat exhaustion and had to be carried out. The Villages is a world within a world — old people living together in their own community that has everything they need so they don’t have to leave if they don’t want to — stores, post office, gasoline, restaurants. The ultimate in luxury senior living except for the poor Democrats who have had to endure the red hats for the past 8 years. The turn out for the Kamala golf cart parade was huge and very telling. Old white farts in Florida are turning on Trump. The tides are turning. Go carts, go!

Minnesota governor Tim Walz is calling MAGAs “weird.” Go Tim!

Joy Reid’s show on MSNBC will be all about Project 2025 every night this week. Don’t forget about Project 2025. Go Joy!

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.

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