Trump is fishing for someone to blame by politicizing the New York attack. He faults New York Senator and Democrat, Chuck Schumer, for the acts of a terrorist and is using it to hammer down on two campaign promises: Cut down on immigration and kill ISIS.
With cameras rolling, he told reporters that he’s not getting rid of the diversiry and diversity lottery program. It’s not good. It’s not nice. Time to terminate it. Merit based immigration only. No more letting people in who will bring other people with them. No more chain migration. I’m asking Congress to work on it. We’ve got a lot of bills that are being obstructed by Democrats. We need to get much tougher, much smarter, and much less politically correct. We need much quicker and stronger justice than we have right now. Our federal judicial system is a joke and a laughing stock and that’s why this stuff happens. Send him to Gitmo! I would certainly consider that!
The President of the United States criticized his own judicial system for the entire world to hear.
After he insulted America, he moved on to the same old stupid talking points such as we’re one of the highest taxed nations in the world (we’re not) and our trade deals are horrible — they’re so big and so bad it’s embarrassing, we’ve got to renegotiate trade deals (he pulled out of Trans Pacific Partnership.)
Trump’s pick for the new fish head of the Federal Reserve will be announced today. Don’t be surprised if it’s somebody in jail because that’s the only pick that could be more shocking and less qualified than any other job that anybody else has been picked for so far. Great catch. Great guy. Friend of mine.
ISIS! ISIS! ISIS! ISIS is gonna get you! ISIS is being decimated because of me! This has never happened. We have done more to annihilate ISIS than in the 8 years of the previous administration. Here we go again with our government scaring the crap out of everybody about ISIS and terrorism. 8 deaths by a foreign little fish with a rented truck and paintball gun gets more coverage than any of the white fish who have guns stock piled in their houses anticipating a duel with the government or saving the day when they get to be the good guy with a gun against a bad guy with a gun. 315 people get shot every day in America (46 of them are kids and teens) but that doesn’t get any more than an “eh” from the media and lawmakers. Every single American stands a much better chance of being shot than attacked by ISIS but let’s freak out about ISIS and look the other way when someone mentions guns.
Trump says we’ve made great strides in Afghanistan and that Gorsuch is doing fantastically on the Supreme Court. 145 federal judges will be approved very soon. 17 court of appeal judges. A big percentage of the court will be changed by this administration. The Wall Street Journal gave us great reviews on that. There’s a big, big, big announcement coming today. So big you won’t believe it. Big fish. Big big fish.
Trump voters in southwestern Pennsylvania who voted for Trump because he promised them that their coal jobs would return are so confident that Trump wouldn’t let them down that they’re not bothering to take any of the 100 free, federally funded courses to teach them new skills like computer programming and nursing. They’d rather sit and wait for the call, relying on government assistance while railing against the government.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Attorney General Jeff Sessions said under oath that he didn’t have anything to do with the Russians. So far he is the common denominator in all of the busts this week. Something is really, really fishy.
Twitler is getting ready to embarrass himself and the country throughout Asia. He leaves tomorrow and will be gone for 12 days (woo-hoo!) Citizens of the United States have issued an all-points bulletin: For immediate release — LOOK OUT! He’s on his way! America deeply regrets that the fake president will undoubtedly make an ass out of himself while in the company of world leaders in China, Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, and the Philippines and takes no responsibility for anything he might do or say such as your food sucks, you’re a bunch of weak pussies, we’re going to bomb the shit out of you, and how old is your daughter? He doesn’t represent us and we’re doing everything we can to get rid of him. We’re really, really sorry.
He’s worried about being served fish with the head still attached. Somebody please, put a dead fish in his bed. And in his hotel refrigerator. And next to the outlet where he plugs in his phone. And in the toilet. And in the elevator. And in the car. And sticking out of world leaders’ pockets.
Trump is a fish out of water. Mueller has the net.