Good for Dems

Spike Dolomite
4 min readOct 17, 2024

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Trump committed the exact same crime that he committed before the 2016 election against the exact same person, Stormy Daniels, by trying to pay her off again! He offered to launder the legal fees she incurred with a former judgement after being found guilty of 34 crimes for doing the same thing. He wanted her to sign a NDA to stop her from ever speaking about him again, particularly that he’s not qualified to be president. At the most, he should be charged again. At the least the judge could consider this as recidivism when he sentences him.

Trump refuses to release his medical records to reassure the public that he is healthy enough to be president for four years. It’s obvious that he’s not — both physically and mentally. He did a town hall in Pennsylvania a couple of days ago and was obviously out of his mind. He strode out on stage and told everybody that he didn’t want to answer any more questions. He called for music and then stood on stage for 39 minutes and danced a little bit, seemingly oblivious as to why he was there. He only answered 4 questions and appeared to have shit himself a few times. He’s not in his right mind. He can’t be president. Voters deserve to know if he has dementia.

At a MAGA rally in Arizona he said Azirasians instead of Arizonans.

He said January 6 was a day of love.

When a Fox host said to Trump, “Kamala Harris is saying you sound unhinged and want unchecked power because you called Americans who don’t support you ‘enemies’ and called to deploy the military against them,” he replied, “I thought it was a nice presentation. They’re sick. They are dangerous for our country. They’re so sick and so evil.” The host was taken aback and said out loud, “Oh my goodness.”

Trump did another friendly town hall for an exclusive audience of Republican women last night and claimed he was the father of in vitro fertilization.

Kamala is out there campaigning hard against Trump, calling him out for being a fascist and mentally unfit.

Fulton County DA Fani Willis asked a court to reinstate a number of charges against Trump and his co-defendants in the Georgia election interference case.

Speaking of Georgia, there was a record turnout out for the first day of early voting in Georgia. 329,000 voted. The second highest voter turnout was in 2020 with 136,000 votes and that was during COVID. This is a very good sign for the Dems.

Jimmy Carter met his goal. He lived long enough to vote for Kamala Harris. He casted one of those 329,000 votes. The longest living president in history has to hang in there now until November 6 when he finds out she won. He’s hanging on, having lived past 100. Don’t let him down, America.

Trump cancelled another interview — this time with CNBC. Something is up. Could be that his people don’t want him blanking, dancing, rambling about nothing, and shitting himself on TV. Free TV time is his thing so you know it must bad. Trumps dementia is getting worse just as voters are starting to tune in and pay attention before Election Day. That’s good for the Dems.

Elon Musk if helping Trump with X manipulation and donating $75 million through a PAC that he set up just for him.

Collin Allred debated Ted Cruz last night in Texas. Collin is challenging Ted for his seat. He’s already a member of the House of Representatives and a former NFL linebacker. He called Cruz out for being an insurrectionist. He said, “On January 6, I got ready to defend my colleagues and texted my wife: ‘Whatever happens, I love you.’ Ted Cruz was hiding in a supply closet. If you summon a mob to overturn a free and fair election, you should lose your job. This election is his accountability.” Ted Cruz looked like he was going to cry. He was pale and sweaty but he laughed when confronted about the horrors of January 6. HE LAUGHED. That’s good for the Dems.

Voter fun fact: Everybody cared about politics in 19th century. Voter participation was 80% from 1840 to 1880. Of course that was only white men with property, but still. Politics was a practice. People understood how fragile democracy was and worried about losing it all the time unlike now when a substantial proportion of the electorate is as dumb as mud.

19 days until we can put ourselves out of our misery. We have the power to vote the mud out of our lives.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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