Good Job

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 26, 2019

Finally, some good news! Bob Mueller has been subpoenaed AND NRA TV is gone! Machine Gun Barbie Dana Loesch doesn’t have a job or a public forum to act tough anymore. She and Alex Jones are the first of the Republican TV characters to go. Could Fox News be next? They haven’t tweeted since November 8, 2018 right after Jeff Sessions “resigned” and the Blue Wave hit, putting Dems in charge of the House and in power to impeach, which could implicate Fox “News” in the scandal, but that probably doesn’t mean anything (insert diabolical laughter here.)

Good job, Dems. Bob Mueller will spend the entire day on July 17 testifying before both the House Intelligence Committee and the House Judiciary Committee followed by a closed door testimony with staff. After Devin Nunes, Doug Collins, Gym Jordan, Louie Gohmert, and Matt Gaetz do their jobs in making total asses out of themselves attacking his character, the Democrats will ask their questions. If all Bob Mueller does is read from the report in response, that will move the impeachment ball forward because he did it on TV. And in America nothing happens unless it happens on TV. Trump knows that better than anybody.

So what will Trump cook up to take attention away from Bob Mueller’s testimony on July 17? A war with Iran?

When Jake Tapper asked Trump if he has an exit strategy if the US gets involved in a military conflict with Iran he said, “You’re not going to need an exit strategy. I don’t need exit strategies.”

Trump says he’s very concerned about the kids at the border but it’s Obama’s fault. He inherited the problem.

The “problem” is what he’s counting on to win the 2020 election. Anybody that still supports Trump at this stage wants the concentration camps. He’s just doing his job.

The head of border patrol resigned. Acting ICE director Mark Morgan is taking his job as acting director for border patrol. Trump has moved him from one job to another because nobody else would take that job.

The Senate hasn’t confirmed any directors because Trump keeps spots filled as “acting” positions so he can get around Congress. He could hire coffee boy George Papadopoulos to run border patrol and the Senate couldn’t do anything about it.

Trump hired Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ replacement. The new White House press secretary will be Melania’s press secretary, Stephanie Grisham. Trump has moved her from one job to another because nobody else would take that job.

The House passed a bill to give back pay to federal contract workers who got screwed by Trump’s government shut down earlier this year but like all the other bills that the House has passed, they’ll go nowhere because Mitch McConnell refuses to vote on any legislation brought forth by the House.

Protesters got to the top of Trump Tower in Las Vegas and hung a giant banner, “CONCENTRATION CAMPS” to protest the Trump administration’s undocumented immigrant detention centers, and unsafe, unsanitary conditions. Wouldn’t it be great if it was done by hotel workers? Give them a raise! Give them all a raise!

Wayfair is selling beds to Trump’s Concentration Camps. Wayfair workers plan on striking to protest the company’s decision to fill that order destined for Carrizo Springs, TX, which is being outfitted to detain up to 3,000 migrant children. Saludo! Wayfair employees are putting their jobs on the line for justice.

Fox News bimbo Tomi Lahren would like to know if the Wayfair workers would “rather have their precious illegal immigrants sleeping on the ground.”

Eric Trump got spit on at a Chicago cocktail lounge. Another employee puts their job on the line for justice!

America needs to ask itself……..what would you do if you saw Eric Trump at the bar?

“Eric Trump got spit on and Dana Loesch got fired in the same night?” — Mike Mulloy

Good job.

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Spike Dolomite

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