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Good news! The U.S. economy added 353,000 jobs in January, nearly doubling estimates. The unemployment rate held steady at 3.7% in January, below expectations. That makes 24 months at sub-4% unemployment, the longest stretch since the late 1960s. Fox and Friends ignored the blockbuster jobs report for a second month in a row because they’re sticking to the Biden sucks script.
Larry Kudlow did a very rare thing on Fox. He admitted he was wrong. “I was wrong about the slowdown and the recession. Everyone was wrong.” He went off script! He went off script!
Trump is taking credit for all of the good economic news because people know he’ll be elected in November so confidence is high.
Biden refers to Trump as a sick fuck and a fucking asshole behind closed doors.
“Get a load of that fucking asshole.” — President Joe Biden
Marjorie Taylor Greene made a fool of herself in a committee hearing when she was trying to sound smart again. She read something out loud and pronounced “indicted” as “in-dick-ed.” She also said she wanted to deport Ilhan Omar for making a speech in Somali. It got translated incorrectly and she relied on that. Something about putting a dick in it.
A US court blocked a Florida law this morning banning Chinese citizens from owning property. You read that right.
MAGAs are saying that Alina Habba was planted by the deep state to make Trump lose in court. Think about it — has anyone ever seen Alina Habba and Taylor Swift in the same room?
It’s Black History Month. The whitey white governor of the whitey white state of Utah, Spencer Cox, posted an obligatory “Happy Black History Month” greeting to all who celebrate which is nobody in Utah after signing a ban two days prior banning DEI (diversity equity and inclusion — another way of saying don’t be a racist asshole) programs. A month ago he said DEI hiring practices were “bordering on evil.”
Indiana state rep Jim Lucas, a Republican, showed off his gun to a group of high school students who were visiting the statehouse to advocate for stricter gun control measures. He told the kids that a person isn’t “truly free if you can’t defend yourself.”
In South Carolina, the senate passed a permitless carry bill that allows anyone over 18 to carry guns with no training. Exceptions to this fun new rule are schools, hospitals, and the statehouse. Lawmakers who made the law don’t want to make it easier for them to get shot at work.
In Oregon, 10 MAGA Republicans were banned from running for re-election in 2024 because of a new amendment in the state constitution. You can’t run for re-election if you have 10 unexcused absences. They staged a walk out last year to block multiple bills on gun reform, abortion rights and LGBTQ rights so the people of Oregon fixed it so they can’t pull that crap anymore. Get a job.
A MAGA in Pennsylvania, Justin Mohn, killed his dad then cut his head off and showed it on YouTube. His dad was a federal employee which made him a traitor in his son’s eyes. Mohn ranted about Biden, LGBTQs, and Antifa. He’s obviously a very disturbed individual. He filed 3 lawsuits blaming the government for him taking out student loans and sued his employer for sexual discrimination against men. This is a guy who should not be allowed to own a gun but he did. He had it on him when he got arrested.
Once Trump goes to jail or dies, the MAGAs will still be there. These people are not going to become normal after Trump is gone. Trump did this to us. He let them out of their cages and gave them all sorts of dangerous toys to play with and now they’re everywhere. The bad news is we’re stuck with them.
