Good Riddance

Spike Dolomite
4 min readAug 20, 2020

Trump got pissed off at Goodyear over his stupid, made in China hats and tweeted: Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES — They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less! (This is what the Radical Left Democrats do. Two can play the same game, and we have to start playing it now!).

Goodyear rules also prohibit vote for Joe hats. Their policy is no political speech at work. Goodyear is located in an important swing state, Ohio and has been one of Akron’s largest employers for 122 years. Its stock dropped more than 2% after Trump’s stupid tweet. Ohio has already lost 6,500 manufacturing jobs this year. Trump just made things worse. With a revenge tweet.

The tires on Trump’s presidential limo are bullet proof Goodyear tires. When asked about his call to boycott, Trump said that workers who lose their jobs over this can just find new jobs.

Trump did his daily LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME press conference and was asked about QAnon, an organization that the FBI has classified as a domestic terrorist organization. He said that he loves QAnon because they love him and they love the country (there are fine people on both sides.) QAnon believes that they are saving the world from a secret cult of elite pedophiles and cannibals who have taken over the highest ranks of the world government and economy and Trump thinks that is a good thing. “Well, I haven’t heard that. But uh, is that supposed to be a bad thing? Or a good thing? We are actually. We are saving the world……I don’t know much, except that they like me very much, which I appreciate.”

When Press Secretary Barbie took her turn to bullshit reporters she said that we’ll just have to wait and see what happens in November regarding Trump accepting the results of the election.

It’s getting lost in the daily explosions, but the Senate’s intelligence report that says that Trump conspired with a foreign enemy to win the election is a big deal. Even more of a big deal is that the Senate didn’t remove him and they knew this plus they’re endorsing him for a second term. Republicans are the enemy of the people and our democracy.

Meanwhile over at Fox, Tucker Carlson had Sarah Palin on to rail against the libs. She said there is a lot of sabotage going on there. Tucker didn’t ask her if she knew what sabotage meant. She knew he wouldn’t.

The third night of the Democratic National Convention was focused on women of every color, size, age and creed. The 3 most powerful Democratic women spoke — Hillary, Elizabeth and Kamala, which sent Trump into a misogyny fat man fit. Rachel Maddow said that all 3 live rent free in Trump’s head.

At the end of the night, Obama spoke before Kamala. He was alone at the Museum of the American Revolution in Philadelphia. No crowd. It was quiet and somber and felt like a serious address to the nation from the Oval Office, an urgent warning. He told America that Trump is an existential threat to democracy. We have been attacked from within and if we don’t take our duties as citizens seriously and vote for Joe Biden, it’s all over. Kamala followed him and said she knows a predator when she sees one. She was warm and genuine and ended her speech towards the future. Decades from now when our kids and grand kids ask us about this time in history and what it was like we will not only tell them how we felt but what we did.

Here’s what some people had to say about day 3 of the DNC:

“I would have accepted Hillary with a drink just looking at the camera saying I told you so.” — Jennifer Hayden

“I guess the Trumps are going to family therapy again tonight.” — Ben Jackson

“Don’t forget, Joe and Kamala can win by 3 million votes and still lose — take it from me.” — Hillary Clinton

“Donald Trump hasn’t grown into the job — because he can’t.” — President Barack Obama

“I think Donald Trump has president envy.” — Dan Rather

“HE SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, AND GOT CAUGHT!” — Trump

Steve Bannon, one of Trump’s former campaign managers, was just arrested and indicted by the Southern District of New York for defrauding gullible idiots who donated to build Trump’s wall. Good riddance mother fucker.

It’s been 1038 days of this shit show. 75 days until we get to vote.

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Spike Dolomite

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