GOP — As UnAmerican as Putin Pie

Both Jared and Ivanka have testified before the Select Committee. Ivanka was in the White House with her dad, the president, during the attack on the Capitol. The committee has been trying to get her to talk to them since late January. The public will know more about what they said when they start holding public hearings.

One of the documentarians from January 6 testified in front of the Select Committee about his role in filming the Proud Boys, etc. He’s cooperating with DOJ too.

The Select Committee has interviewed 800 people so far. A couple dozen people have refused to cooperate.

Tennessee is making pedophilia legal by passing a bill that allows creepy old men to marry 10 year old little girls to exploit them sexually without having to go to jail. Two men in love can’t marry in Tennessee but perverted freaks can marry children of any age.

Ohio is working on their own “Don’t say gay” bill but theirs goes even further to include race.

Oklahoma has passed a bill that would make abortion a felony, no matter how far along in the pregnancy the woman is. Doctors who perform abortions will got to jail for up to 10 years and pay a $100,000 fine. No exceptions for rape, incest or to protect the life of the mother. The bill is headed for the governor’s desk where it will be signed because he has already said that he’d sign anything anti-abortion that is put before him.

Things have gotten even weirder regarding the anti-abortion activist who got arrested for keeping 5 human fetuses in a cooler in her home. She had way more than 5. She got ahold of a box containing 115 fetuses that a driver of a medical waste truck voluntarily let take right off of his dolly.

In Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis is blocking documents from being released to the public involving the spending records of a DeSantis appointee, Halsey Beshears which violates public records laws. Halsey Beshears was the former head of the Florida’s Business Licensing Agency. He was appointed in 2019 and then resigned in January of 2021 for “health reasons.” He went to the Bahamas with Matt Gaetz (whom he had served in the Florida legislature with,) the pot doctor and an underage girl that is currently under federal investigation. He may be involved with the Russians obtaining business licenses to sell pot at medical marijuana dispensaries, too. His “health reasons” could be from an ulcer that has developed from freaking about being investigated for sex trafficking and who knows what else. Who knows? Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis is also in the news for seeking revenge on Disney for “crossing a line” by denouncing his Don’t Say Gay bill. He’s threatening to strip them of their 55 year old special status that allows Disneyworld to operate as an independent government at their theme park in Orlando. DeSantis said, “When you’re trying to impose a woke ideology on our state, we view that as a significant threat. This wokeness will destroy this country if we let it run unabated.” Sounds like Trump.

DeSantis isn’t any smarter than Trump. Disney employs 77,000 people. DeSantis won by only 32,000 votes.

Up in Georgia, Republican Senate candidate Herschel Walker has been lying about his education. He has been giving motivational speeches for years that include that he graduated at the top 1% of his University of Georgia class. The truth is he didn’t graduate at all. This is not a problem for the GOP. Lying about your education is nothing. You can lie about anything and run for office if you’re a Republican. It’s perfectly acceptable and even encouraged.

63 Republicans in the House (nearly one-third of the entire GOP caucus) voted against supporting NATO “as an alliance founded on democratic principles.” There’s only one reason why they would do that and that is because they don’t support democratic principles at all and should therefore not be in Congress.

CPAC will be in Hungary this year. Guest speakers will be anti-democratic and pro-totalitarianism.

Republicans are anti-American.

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