Guts and Glory

Spike Dolomite
4 min readMar 15, 2024

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Hunter Biden declined to attend the hearing for the Republican which hunt on March 20 unless they hold one for Trump’s relatives too.

Ted Cruz invited Katie Britt on his podcast so they could make light of her exploiting a sex trafficking victim in her response to the State of the Union speech. They joked about being targeted by SNL (remember when Ted ran off to Cancun when people froze to death in his state?) and being “fact checked by their enemies.” Katie said critics and haters are missing the point. Sex trafficking went from $500 million under Trump to $13 billion under Biden. That’s the real issue and nobody is talking about it! Katie Britt went from lying about and exploiting sex trafficking to laughing about it.

Kamala Harris became the first-ever vice president to visit an abortion provider, Planned Parenthood, where she demanded protections for reproductive freedom across the nation. She is the first powerful person to talk about the importance of protecting women’s right to abortion and contraception in the spot where women have had to walk past hostile strangers screaming at them in order to take care of some very personal business and that takes guts.

The right to abortion is more than a right for a woman to control her own body, it’s about controlling her own life.

Trump’s longtime employee, Brian Butler, did an interview with CNN to let the world know that he is “Employee #5” mentioned 6 times in the classified documents/obstruction of justice/espionage federal indictment case in Florida. He has incriminating information on Trump and says there is no witch hunt. He has been cooperating with federal law enforcement authorities from the very beginning and has his own attorney. He unwittingly moved boxes filled with classified documents from Mar-a-Lago on to Trump’s plane in June of 2022 on the same day that Trump was meeting with his lawyers about classified documents. He had no idea what was in the 15 boxes, he was just doing what the boss told him to do, just like he always had for 20 years. The boxes were flown to Trump’s Bedminster Club in New Jersey, 2 1/2 months before the search warrant where they found a lot of classified documents, but not the ones he helped move. He broke his silence before Judge Aileen Cannon could out him. Brian Butler is the only person so far who has had the guts to get out from under Trump’s big gut.

The Manhattan DA’s office asked for a delay to start the trial in the campaign finance case against Trump, citing newly disclosed evidence. A year ago Trump pleaded not guilty to a 34-count indictment charging him with falsifying business records in connection with hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels to keep her from talking about the two of them having sex before the 2016 presidential election. What new evidence? Another porn star has come forward? We’re grossed out enough as it is already, don’t bring another porn star into this. Imagine. That gut.

Judge Scott McAfee ruled that DA Fani Willis didn’t do anything wrong to get her kicked off the Fulton County case, but she is going to have to take special prosecutor Nathan Wade off the case for appearances sake. The whole thing was pure spectacle and a waste of time which is the point. It’s the Trump litigation brand — put on a big show about nothing to avoid being found out about everything. If Trump wasn’t involved in this case, the dating your co-worker issue would have been resolved in the judge’s chambers during a lunch break. If she had been a man, this wouldn’t have been an issue at all. She hung tough and took every stupid thing they hurled at her because the woman has guts. Now she’s mad.

There weren’t any reported cases of drag queens or immigrants raping children this week but there were 3 white Christian men who got busted for being horrible gutter pervs. Mormon bishop John Goodrich was arrested for raping his own daughter throughout her childhood, including while accompanying her on a school trip to Washington DC. Colorado Christian school teacher, Christopher Ballard, was arrested on 22 federal counts for sexual assault and exploitation of minors, including making students undress as punishment and bribing them with money and candy to let him film himself abusing them. Ohio Chick-fil-A owner, Stacy Austin, was arrested for driving over 400 miles to North Carolina to rape a 15 year old child he met online.

Gut response? Sick, twisted, dangerous freaks. Get away.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

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