Jan 29, 2019
HA HA! It’s cold!
This is how stupid Trump is. After shutting down the government for a month because Democrats wouldn’t give him his wall, he tweeted: 45 year low on illegal border crossings this year. Ice and Border Patrol Agents are doing a great job for our Country. MS-13 thugs being hit hard.
Ice ice baby.
Trump is an idiot but the MAGA groupies don’t care. They’re dumber than he is. And colder.
Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker talked to the press inside the White House and fumbled his announcement about Bob Mueller. He was sweating like a shiny greased pig. He was nervous. Really nervous.
Sarah Sanders, Larry Kudlow, John Bolton and Steven Mnuchin talked to the press inside the White House, too. CNN and MSNBC gave them the cold shoulder and ignored them.
Howard Schultz, the next filthy rich white CEO who wants to run the country, is making the rounds to get as much publicity as he can for his “independent run.” A protester at his kickoff event for his national book tour yelled out, “Don’t help elect Trump, you egotistical billionaire asshole!” CNN was there for that. BLEEP!
Nancy Pelosi invited Trump to do the State of the Union speech on Feb 5. Everybody tune in but turn the sound down and watch Nancy’s face the whole time. Baby it’s cold outside.
The United States’ chair is empty at the UN. Trump’s pick, Fox News bimbo Heather Nauret, hasn’t been confirmed yet.
Another tell all book about Trump and the White House has just come out. Now it will make the best sellers list because Trump tweeted: A low level staffer that I hardly knew named Cliff Sims wrote yet another boring book based on made up stories and fiction. He pretended to be an insider when in fact he was nothing more than a gofer. He signed a non-disclosure agreement. He is a mess!
The only thing that could make this freak show any freakier would be if all of them decided to represent themselves in court. They’re definitely dumb and arrogant enough.
The US economy lost $11 billion because of the Trump Shutdown. Trump says there is a 50/50 chance he’ll do it again. MAGAs say, YA! Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
The IRS will take 12–18 months to recover from the Trump Shutdown.
Joshua Tree National Park could take 300 years to recover from the vandalism it endured during the Trump Shutdown. MAGAs went nuts crashing their trucks and four wheelers into Joshua Trees that have been there for centuries. They did it for kicks. Plus they hate everything. They’re cold sons of bitches. Really cold.
The US treasury is going to borrow $1 trillion for a second year to finance the deficit.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: They’re all cold as ice.
A school superintendent in Indiana is facing fraud charges after she checked in on a student who hadn’t shown up to school for days. He’s poor. He can’t take Wilbur Ross’ advice and just go out and get a loan to buy food and clothes. The superintendent buys him food and clothes. She discovered that he had strep throat and wasn’t able to get medical attention because he doesn’t have money or insurance. So she took him to the doctor and said he was her son so he could get the care he needed. Now she’s being treated like a criminal because poor people are lazy and deserve to be left out in the cold.
There’s a major storm in the Midwest with breaking freezing temperatures and all that idiot in the White House can say is HA HA! So much for global warming. It’s cold!
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