Hail to the Thief
Joe Biden won in Arizona again. While Republican Governor Doug Ducey was formally certifying Arizona’s election on camera, “Hail to the Chief” started playing from his suit jacket pocket. He had changed his ringtone for Trump to “Hail to The Chief” 5 months ago so he wouldn’t miss his call. He took out his phone and declined the call and kept on signing. He blew Trump off. He hung up on him, tossed him over to voice mail. Ha ha ha ha ha! Hail to the Thief.
After 4 years, Republicans are all of a sudden concerned about vetting cabinet picks, reviewing tax returns, demanding transparency, knowing who has had any ties to foreign governments, and reading tweets. They’ll hail to the thief, but not Democrats.
For 4 years they’ve said they’ve never read Trump’s tweets even though he ruled the country from Twitter. Hail Twitler? Don’t have time for that. Gotta run.
Joe Biden has picked Neera Tanden to be the director of the Office of Management and Budget. She’s not only a she, but she’s not white (her parents emigrated from India ), her family received welfare and lived in public housing, she’s very smart and outspoken about how corrupt and inept the Republican party is, and she worked on Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Republicans hate her guts. She is currently the chief executive of the Center for American Progress, a liberal public policy research and advocacy organization. Senator Susan Collins said, “I do not know much about her, but I’ve heard that she’s a very prolific user of Twitter.” Twitter? OH NO!!!!! Texan Senator John Cornyn who sucks at Twitter said Neera Tanden is the worst Biden pick so far and there is no way she’ll be confirmed. Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton said she was “Filled with hate and guided by the woke left.”
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans didn’t hate any of Trump’s picks’ guts. They never dared to criticize Trump or anybody that he singled out or who hailed him.
The Third Lady got the fucking Chreezmus decorating over with, complete with a video of her modeling the trees in the White House. Message: I look better naked.
Is Jared hailing the chief by selling national secrets to Qatar and Saudi Arabia this week?
The coronavirus is getting worse in Flori-duh but schools and businesses remain open.
The Fox News doctor and Trump’s herd immunity expert Scott Atlas has resigned.
We’re in deep trouble with the coronavirus. Here’s the total number of cases by each month:
March: 186,200
April: 883,199
May: 723,166
June: 845,736
July: 1,926,970
August: 1,479,756
September: 1,215,901
October: 1,940,522
November: 4,400,000 and counting
More than 36,900 Americans died from the coronavirus last month. That’s 51 people an hour, yet people selfishly shrug it off as if it’s nothing more than the common flu and Democrats are trying to control their lives. The seasonal flu killed about 22,000 Americans last year. Hail to the Chief cult followers are dangerous.
6 million very selfish people were on airplanes and airports on Sunday. Christmas will be ruined by mass preventable death.
Rhode Island’s hospitals are full due to the coronavirus. The state has had to assemble 2 field hospitals. Everybody in the state got an emergency text asking people to stay home for 2 weeks. Those who won’t let the government tell them what to do won’t. It they spread the virus and people die, that’s murder.
Stupid MAGAs. They’ve given Trump $150 million to challenge the election results in a few states. Gullible idiots. He’s just going to pocket a chunk of it which was his plan all along. Cue Hail to the Chief!
Here’s why people can’t relax and let Biden do all the work once he takes over: Trumpism is here to stay because white people want to keep white supremacy in power. The Republicans will be very busy grooming their next candidate for 2024 who will be just as evil as Trump but smarter. The thieves are on the hunt for a much more sinister chief.
50 more days.
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