Happy Birthday to ME
The graduating cadets at West Point were flown back from all over the country during a pandemic and were quarantined for 2 weeks in their dorms wearing masks, just so they could be used as props for Trump’s propaganda video where they sat in the sun WITHOUT masks and listened to the commander in chief read words from a teleprompter that he didn’t understand. He praised the armed forces for battling the “invisible enemy — the new virus that came to our shores from a distant land called China. He bragged about defeating ISIS and assassinating bad guys, “rebuilding” the armed forces and blowing 2 trillion on new ships, bombers, jet fighters, and helicopters by the hundreds, new tanks, military satellites, rockets, and missiles, even a hypersonic missile that goes 17 times faster than the fastest missile currently available in the world and can hit a target 1,000 miles away within 14 inches from center point!!!! YEE HAW!!!!! We’re gonna blow the shit out of them! And don’t forget Space Force! I did that too! “Tomorrow, America will celebrate a very important anniversary — the 245th birthday of the US Army. Unrelated, it’s going to be my birthday also. I don’t know if that happened by accident.”
No applause. Just a few laughs. The story of his life.
As soon as he got back to the White House (after he told Air Force One to take a little detour and fly over his prep school so he could reminisce about his days in the military) his campaign video was edited and in the can and up on Twitter. Not included in his video were the clips of him having to use 2 hands to drink water at the podium and his slow, wobbly descent down a ramp when it was over. He looked like a confused, bored grandpa headed back to the home. Story of his life.
All anybody could talk about after it was over was how visibly unfit he was to be president. People didn’t retweet his campaign video. They retweeted the clips of him fumbling. That made him nuts because that’s not the way it was supposed to go. He was supposed to look like a war time president. Being the super sensitive, childish ego maniac that he is, he tweeted late at night: The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!
The honor code of West Point is, “A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do” and Trump put them all in a position to break that promise on graduation day by making them sit there and tolerate him.
The Black Lives Matter protests haven’t ended. The media just stopped covering them because looters stopped looting.
Another black man was shot and killed by police over the weekend. This time it was at a Wendy’s drive thru in Atlanta. 27 year old Rayshard Brooks was pulled out of his car by the cops and when he tried to run away he was shot in the back and killed. Protesters in Atlanta shutdown an interstate, the Wendy’s was set on fire (a white woman dressed in black was caught on camera setting the fire,) and the police chief resigned.
Virginia Republican congressman, Denver Riggleman, has lost the nomination for Congress. Republicans have had it in for him ever since he officiated a gay wedding last year.
Like the protests, the coronavirus hasn’t gone away either. Trump is bored with it. Since he quit doing his daily mini rallies and body bags haven’t started piling up anywhere yet, the media has lost interest too. The latest death toll is 117,527 — more than the number of people who died in WWI. Over 2 million people have been infected.
The Navajo Nation has lost more lives than 13 states combined. The media isn’t covering that much either.
Florida is in trouble. Because their governor governs like Trump, infections are on the rapid rise — over 11,000 cases in a week, up to 2,500 cases a day. Over 73,000 cases in all and over 2900 deaths, and that’s just what is being officially reported. The state is hiding the truth, exposing residents to danger.
MAGAs are so stupid that they’ll go ahead and sign a waiver promising not to sue Trump if they get the Trump Plague at his rally even though they believe it’s a hoax, and they burned their absentee ballot applications in a giant bon fire in Michigan in protest. We want to be packed into a stadium with no masks, spitting with rage, and stand in line for hours in the hot sun to vote so we can get the coronavirus!
Trump says he’s moving his Tulsa rally to the day after Juneteenth. Not out of respect for the day, but to avoid the irate residents of Tulsa who have been organizing a protest.
It’s Trump’s birthday today and the only person who cares is Trump. That’s the story of his long, pathetic life. Nobody cares but Trump. Happy Birthday to ME.
“74 years on earth without a friend you haven’t purchased, a party you threaten with pikes and mean tweets, a wife who despises you, grandchildren you likely can’t name, a bunch of bankruptcies, 2 million people sick with coronavirus, 44 million unemployed, protests without end.” — Barbara Malmet
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