Hard to Find

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 30, 2020
A good sharp shooter is hard to find

Iran has issued an arrest warrant for Trump for his role in the killing of Qassem Soleimani. Come get him! He shouldn’t be hard to find — he’s either golfing or watching TV.

The White House was aware of the Russian bounty intelligence back in 2019. Trump says he didn’t know anything about it and Republican Senator John Cornyn is trying to help him out by telling the press that it’s no big deal, Russians paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers has been happening for a long time. Quit making such a big deal out of it.

Let’s give Trump the benefit of the doubt for minute. If he really didn’t read the intelligence reports then that means he learned about it on Friday and then went ahead and still played 36 holes of golf.

Trump’s “white power” tweet on Sunday morning set off a 5 alarm fire in the White House and nobody could get ahold of him for 3 hours to tell him to delete it because he was busy golfing and not thinking about Russia killing Americans. Republicans have no comment, as usual.

Democrats and Republicans were briefed separately about Putin paying the Taliban to kill US troops. Democrats see it as a treason and the Republicans see it as “how do we get him out of this?”

Remember when Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David?

The governor of Texas isn’t happy about hospital executives in Houston talking too much about ICU capacity. Like Trump, he doesn’t want to see negative headlines. One hospital tested everybody who was admitted, regardless of what they’re there for. 47% testing positive for the coronavirus. Positivity rate in Texas is now over 13%, compared to 4.2% a month ago. Republican congressman Dan Crenshaw blames the spike on Black Lives Matter protesters.

Mike Pence went to Texas and made a speech in a Baptist church after a 100 person, unmasked choir sang their praises to the MAGA god. Pence praised Texas Governor Greg Abbott for his great leadership during the state’s huge coronavirus spike, “I want to commend the governor for your decisive action reopening this economy.” The Trump Plague is spreading like herpes at a MAGA hoe down in Texas because Republicans want a full rodeo.

In St Louis, Missouri, a middle aged, barefoot, rich white couple got freaked out when BLM protesters walked by their mansion so they ran outside and threatened people with their guns. It was obvious that they didn’t know how to handle their weapons. The lady of the house had her hand on the trigger the entire time she pointed her pistol at the crowd and her husband held is semi-automatic rifle in the direction of his wife’s head. An in your face example of white privilege on top of white privilege. Trump retweeted the video. Honey Bunny and Ringo are personal injury attorneys. Hence the mansion. Quentin Tarantino meets the Hallmark Channel because Republicans have everybody thinking that the black people are going to invade their neighborhoods and take their stuff so keep an AR-15 handy.

In Arizona, hospitals have been told to implement the Crisis Standards of Care Plan. Doctors will have to decide who lives and who dies and how much care can be spared because Republicans value the economy over life. They want people out there working and spending money. The “pro-life” party who uses abortion to manipulate voters is forcing doctors to abort actual people.

Reddit has banned the largest online Trump fan club, “The Donald,” because of hate speech and harassment.

Kellyanne Conway’s teenaged daughter is one of the TikTok teens trolling Trump. She’s pro BLM an anti-MAGA.

The country is on fire and Trump is only focused on his ratings. He tweeted: 95% Approval Rating of President Trump in the Republican Party. I would imagine the 5% are the RINOS’ and stupid people who don’t want to see great Judges & Supreme Court Justice’s, a new & powerful Military, Choice for Vets, 2A Protection, big RegulationCuts, Life, & much more!

Republicans didn’t do anything about Russia helping Trump win the election or Russia blackmailing the president, and they won’t do anything about Russia killing our troops.

Trump is still in office because Republicans. They’re hard to find because they’re hiding behind Trump’s dumpster.

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Spike Dolomite

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