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Spike Dolomite
4 min readDec 16, 2019

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Congressman Adam Schiff was home over the weekend and spoke at a town hall in his district on the House’s resolution on the Armenian genocide. A lot of Armenians live in his district and they were there to show their gratitude and to come together as a community to commemorate the solemn, long awaited acknowledgement. MAGAs snuck into the event and disrupted the town hall by holding up signs that read DON’T IMPEACH, chanting “LIAR!” and then throwing punches. They disrupted a somber moment where people were gathered to properly honor the 1.5 million Armenians, Greeks and Assyrians who were massacred from 1915 to 1923 by Turkey to stand up for hate.

Adam Schiff went on Chris Wallace’s show on Fox and laughed in Trump’s face when Chris asked him to respond to Trump calling him “sick” and that he should testify in the Senate trial. Adam Schiff isn’t a fact witness so he can’t testify but that won’t stop the dickhead in the White House from tweeting it. He doesn’t know how impeachment or trials work anymore than how the US government works. He hates it whenever anybody tries to point that out to him. He publicly retaliates so they don’t point anything out to him.

One of Trump’s only friends, Brian Kilmeade, the man in the TV who is one of the Fox and Friends, told Trump through the TV this morning that he is “stunned” by a Fox News poll that shows that 50% of America wants Trump impeached and removed because he thought that things were trending away from impeachment. That’s going to make Trump so mad. Those are his friends! Now he hates them.

Speaking of Fox News, Fucker Carlson says immigrants are making everything dirty. They dirtied up the Potomac River and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’s district in New York is dirty because very few citizens live there. Paranoid old white people watch this shit ALL DAY LONG. That’s why they hate everybody who isn’t white or on the TV.

“I am going to vote for Elizabeth Warren in the primary” is trending on Twitter, led by liberal tweeters with huge followings. That’s some real grassroots power and influence that doesn’t cost millions of dirty dollars.

The president of the United States tweeted last night that the Speaker of the House is losing her teeth and is crazy.

“You wear an adult diaper, and still manage to get toilet paper stuck on your shoe.” — Lincoln’s Bible

Trump says he turned down Time’s Person of the Year honor.

Trump keeps his teeth next to his phone so he won’t ever lose them.

Trump keeps tweeting and saying, “Read the transcripts! Read the transcripts!” about his call with the Ukranian president. They aren’t transcripts. They’re scripts.

Jeffrey Epstein’s private banker at Deutsche Bank was found swinging from a rope before the FBI could question him. That makes 4 dead Deutsche bank executives in the last 18 months, all suicides — 3 by hanging and 1 supposedly jumped to his death. They are all connected to Trump.

The son of one of the dead Deutsche bankers has been helping the FBI and the House Intelligence Committee investigate the bank and Trump. He’s got the paper and email trail.

Justice Kennedy retired abruptly to make way for Brett Kavanaugh. Kennedy’s son Justin, and dead banker Tom Bowers, signed off on Trump’s loans at Deutsche Bank. They gave Trump money when nobody else would.

Trump’s special banker at Deutsche was Justice Kennedy’s son. Stick a pin in that one.

Brett Kavanaugh had a lot of debt before he was nominated and then it all mysteriously went away.

Deutsche Bank says it no longer has Trump’s tax returns so sorry, it can’t give them to the Feds or Congress. Shredded and scrubbed.

Barack Obama said women ruling all nations would improve everything because women are better than men — “I’m absolutely confident that for two years if every nation on earth was run by women, you would see a significant improvement across the board on just about everything… living standards and outcomes.”

That’s going to piss Trump off like nothing else can. He HATES women and Barack Obama.

No wait. He hates everybody.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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