Haters Gonna Stop

People started getting their stimulus checks the day after Biden signed the covid relief bill, the American Rescue Act, proving that government can work right if the right people are in charge of it.

Joe Biden beat his goal of 100 million vaccinations by his 100th day in office. He did it in half the time. 100 million vaccinations have now been distributed.

President Biden made a speech in the Rose Garden where he said that the American Rescue Act “changes the paradigm. It puts working people of this nation first.” He called out Republican “trickle-down” economics which never trickled and impressed upon everyone that this new law is historical in that it puts working people at the center of American life. He talked about how it runs counter to GQP tax cuts which means that if the rich don’t have to pay taxes then somebody has to and that somebody is the worker. Workers are finally getting something for their hard earned money — they’re getting some of their tax money back to help them get through the greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression. This is the most progressive “people focused” legislation since Lyndon Johnson and the Great Society.

Who would have thought that the most moderate candidate in the presidential primary race would turn out to be the most progressive president since Lyndon Johnson? Keep going, Joe! Catch up to FDR!

Republiqan hypocrite fun fact: More people watched Biden’s speech on Fox News than any other cable news network.

55% of MAGAs approve of the socialist covid relief bill.

Biden is making it as easy as possible for MAGAs to respect him. A man of Christian faith that he never flaunts, he won’t be humiliating them for how mean, stupid and gullible they are, or beat them up for all of the harm that they have caused the country. He’ll prove to them that he’s their president too which will help everybody who is really mad at MAGAs right now to mellow out a little bit.

Merrick Garland told DOJ prosecutors that they’ll get every resource they need to investigate the attack on the Capitol.

FBI Director Christopher Wray has briefed Merrick Garland. Wray warns that civic education is a national security issue. People really don’t know about American history or how our democracy and our government is designed to work in America but MAGAs think they do because Fox and right wing media tells them they do every damn day which makes them so dangerous they’d actually storm the Capitol.

Speaking of Fox, Tucker Carlson, the Swanson Foods trust fund brat who couldn’t cut it anywhere but Fox News and Dancing with the Stars, really did it this time. He expressed his disgust for women in the military, especially the pregnant ones. He pissed off the military. Now he is accusing the Defense Department of “declaring war” on his show.

“I called Tucker Carlson a dick on national television. It’s high time I apologize…to dicks. Never should have lumped you in with that terrible terrible person.” — Jon Stewart

Senator Tammy Duckworth, who lost both legs when the helicopter she was co-piloting was shot down in Iraq, tweeted: F*ck Tucker Carlson. While he was practicing his two-step, America’s female warriors were hunting down Al Qaeda and proving the strength of America’s women. Happy belated International Women’s Day to everyone but Tucker, who even I can dance better than.

Senator Ron Johnson says he wasn’t scared of the rioters on January 6 because they were all white. He would have been scared if they were Black Lives Matter protesters. The white people who broke into the capitol “love this country, respect law enforcement and would never break a law.”

Over 10,000 people were arrested during Black Lives Matter protests over the summer. 315 white supremacists have been arrested for attacking the Capitol to overthrow the government and kill legislators. The difference between the BLM protests and the MAGA insurrection is black and white.

An announcer for an Oklahoma high school girls’ basketball game was caught on a hot mic calling team members fucking niggers when they kneeled during the national anthem.

President Biden specifically called out hate crimes against Asian Americans during his address to the nation. Crimes against Asians have gone up 150% since Trump blamed China for the virus. He said of violence against Asian Americans “It’s wrong, it’s un-American and it must stop”.

Did you hear that, MAGAs? Your new president says expressions of hate have got to stop.

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