Have a Cigar — NOT!

Trump’s former campaign manager, Paul Manafort, spent the night on a cold, metal slab with government issued sheets and cockroaches crawling all over him in a filthy jail cell, alongside rapists and murderers (“who I’m sure are fine people”.) Paul Manafort, Inmate Number 00045343. Northern Neck Regional Jail, Warsaw, VA.

At long last, a judge finally sent a filthy rich white male to jail after he blew his filthy rich white male advantage. He has to sit in jail to await trial just like anybody else without money and a white pampered penis. Imagine how freaked out he was when he had to give up his $7,000 suit and Italian slippers in exchange for an orange jump suit and no access to hair dye. His skin color and wealth won’t protect, elevate or segregate him in there. No more cognac and cigars for you, Mr. Big Shot.

Trump says he barely knows the guy — “Paul Manafort worked for me for a very short period of time…He worked for me, what, for 49 days or something?” He worked for Trump for 144 days, from March 29, 2016 to August 19, 2016. He has known him for decades. As campaign manager, he got the RNC platform to favor Russia over Ukraine during the convention. They’re buddies. Paul has an apartment in Trump Tower.

Fox News just happened to be in the neighborhood yesterday morning so they set up on the White House driveway. Trump heard about it and thought, “What the hell, I’ll go say hi.”

He barfed up his tweets in one continuous rambling run on sentence, lying at least 19 verifiable times. He said that the IG report concluded that Comey lied and that he was cleared of all wrong doing regarding the Russia investigation. He also said that Comey is a ring leader of a gang of thieves.

Legitimate reporters who found out about the impromptu state TV press conference on the White House lawn ran over and asked Trump why he is defending Kim Jong-un’s human rights violations. Trump answered, “I don’t want to see a nuclear weapon destroy you and your family.”

When reporters asked Trump to explain children being taken from their parents at the border, he blamed it all on the Democrats. They made that horrible, inhumane law. Talk to them.

It isn’t a law. It’s a Trump/Sessions policy and Trump has the power to stop it right now.

2,000 kids have been taken from their parents in the past 6 weeks.

Trump is using captured kids as hostages in his negotiations for the wall. If the Dems don’t give him his wall, he won’t give them those kids.

Trump keeps banking on his uninformed followers to believe his bold face lies. Since they don’t know history, they don’t read, they don’t watch the news, and they don’t know how the government is supposed to work, they’re easily duped into believing whatever Dear Leader tells them. They don’t get that the Republicans control all three branches of government and that the Democrats are powerless and thus they can’t be blamed. They don’t realize that most of the country thinks they’re a bunch of gullible racist half wits. Nobody thinks they’re more stupid and gullible than Dear Leader himself.

Trump threatened the prime minister of Japan by implying that he could pass his immigration problem off to him — “I can send you 25 million Mexicans and you’ll be out of office very soon.”

Trump has slapped a 25% tariff on Chinese technology products which will just be passed on to American consumers.

Canadians are boycotting US goods and vacations.

Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign has been secretly working with the former employees of Cambridge Analytica/Emerdata.

The government has almost 800 pages of Michael Cohen’s encrypted messages, including 16 that were shredded and reconstructed.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Mitch McConnell says the Mueller investigation has gone on long enough and it’s time to wrap it up. Never mind that the GOP burned through $82 million tax dollars on four Clinton related scandals that they knew would amount to nothing. They did it to poison the public against her.

Mueller has 23 indictments and 5 guilty pleas so far. Wrap it up, Mitch?

Rudy Giuliani is confident that all of this will go away soon. “Things might get cleaned up with some presidential pardons.”

Sean Hannity could probably make it to a country without extradition if he hurries. Perhaps he could bunk at the London Embassy in Ecuador with his buddy, WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange.

Trump loves WikiLeaks.

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