The Republicans are up to their dirty old tricks and aren’t seating new members on the House Intelligence Committee. They’ve managed to seat nearly 2 dozen members on other committees, but not the one that will investigate Trump. Adam Schiff is the chair now. He’s a former prosecutor. Devin Nunes used to be the chair. He used to be Trump’s page who carried messages to the White House. No work can be done by a committee until it is staffed which means the House Intelligence Committee can’t send testimony transcripts to Robert Mueller until the committee is activated. So essentially the Republicans have shut down the House Intelligence Committee.

Trump started firing longtime undocumented workers at his golf clubs a week ago — 12 workers were fired all at once at one club alone. Eric Trump is shocked. He had no idea. What were illegal immigrants doing in our club? How did they get in there? If we had a wall they wouldn’t sneak into our golf clubs and get jobs.

Russian bombers flew into Canadian airspace. Russia is now using intimidation tactics by flying close to the North American coastline. Maybe a wall would help.

Former CIA Director John Brennan said he believes that Robert Mueller will indict a lot of familiar people in the next 60 days. Oh please oh please oh please oh please.

“From sea to shiny sea” — Donald J. Trump

Save the elephants. The GOP needs a new mascot. A wall or a dumpster on fire?

Marco Rubio is tweeting out Biblical quotes again this morning. Why does he do that? Sleaze bag hypocritical demon politicians shouldn’t be able to get all Biblical on voters when they’re looking to soften their image so they can seem pious and sincere. How about this one, Marco? Eve for an eye? Too bad Marco only has 2 eyes.

Terrorist alert: A man from Colorado traveled to Utah the day before the women’s march and threatened to shoot a bunch of women because nobody would have sex with him. “All I wanted was a girlfriend, not 1000… not a bunch of hoes. I’ve never had a girlfriend before and I’m still a virgin, this is why I’m planning on shooting up a public place soon and being the next mass shooter cause I’m ready to die and all the girls the turned me down is going to make it right by killing as many girls as I see.” Another man went into a bank in Florida and executed 5 women. A man in Louisiana got pissed off and shot and killed his girlfriend, his parents and 3 other people. None of the men were immigrants, Muslims or black. They were “troubled” white men in their twenties and were all taken alive. Did the nice officer get them a cherry coke?

There were 323 mass shootings in 2018. Not one of them was done by anyone entering the country illegally to kill us. According to a new report from the Anti-Defamation League’s Center on Extremism, home grown mass murderers all have a link to right wing extremism. Fear the immigrant? No, fear the white guy down the block with the Don’t Tread on Me flag and NRA bumper stickers who watches Fox News all day. He’s deranged.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Florida’s secretary of state, Mike Ertel, resigned after a photo of him in blackface surfaced. He said it was from his younger days. He was just expressing school spirit. You know, like those Covington Catholic kids.

It’s Holocaust Memorial Day. Trump hasn’t remembered yet. Everybody will hold their breath all day, fearing he will.

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