Hell No

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJun 18, 2020

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John Bolton’s book is coming out in a few days. Copies have already gone out and excerpts have been published. Trump is freaking out and is trying to block him from selling it. So far we have learned that Bolton says that Trump asked the president of China to help him win re-election and told him he should build concentration camps for Muslims, and that reporters are scumbags and deserve to go to prison and be executed. The book is already #1 on Amazon’s best seller’s list. Bolton is going to make a ton of money on information that he should have shared with Congress during the impeachment hearings but being the greedy Republican bastard that he is, he sold the country out to cash in on his access to Trump.

Trump tweeted at midnight: Wacko John Bolton’s “exceedingly tedious”(New York Times) book is made up of lies & fake stories. Said all good about me, in print, until the day I fired him. A disgruntled boring fool who only wanted to go to war. Never had a clue, was ostracized & happily dumped. What a dope!

Trump tweeted this morning: Bolton’s book, which is getting terrible reviews, is a compilation of lies and made up stories, all intended to make me look bad. Many of the ridiculous statements he attributes to me were never made, pure fiction. Just trying to get even for firing him like the sick puppy he is!

Republican Senator and American traitor, Ron Johnson, chair of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, says he has no regrets about blocking John Bolton and other witnesses from testifying at the Senate impeachment trial because “We never should have had an impeachment trial.” He’s been very busy lately with deep state bullshit — investigating the FBI for investigating Russia and Hunter Biden’s bogus “work” with a Ukrainian energy firm.

Hillary warned us for free, before the fucker was even elected.

If Trump wants to claim that parts of Bolton’s book are classified, he will have to admit then that the information is true.

Trump wants to find out who told about him in the bunker and prosecute them.

The federal government is stuck with 63 million doses of hydroxychloroquine after it stocked up after Trump was doing the infomercials. The FDA revoked permission for the anti-malarial drug to be distributed for coronavirus treatment. Big waste of money for tax payers. Big bowl of money for drug makers. They don’t care if it’s ever used. Cha-ching!

A sheriff in Arizona has the coronavirus. Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb, the MAGA law man who vowed not to enforce Arizona’s lockdown, found out he had it before a scheduled visit with Trump when he was screened by the White House. Arizona is becoming a Trump Plague hot spot because guys like him haven’t worked to protect the public against the disease.

The cop who shot Rayshard Brooks has been charged with felony murder. That wouldn’t have happened if people weren’t out in the streets.

Senator Cory Booker and Congresswoman Karen Bass have both said publicly that they want people to stay in the streets because it’s working.

Trump went on Sean Hannity’s show last night after not tweeting all day. He called protesters anarchists, terrorists and looters -”That’s died down, they’ve lost some energy, that’s good…many of them don’t even know what they’re protesting.” He said that Biden will abolish the police which means “you won’t have a second amendment.” He also said that “police have not been treated fairly.”

Cops in Atlanta are calling in sick and blowing off 911 calls in solidarity with a cop who shot a black man in the back and killed him.

The Supreme Court just ruled that Trump can’t end DACA. Dreamers can resume dreaming.

“First LGBTQ rights and now DACA? I don’t think John Roberts is going to be invited to the White House Christmas party.” — Dan Rather

First he came for the Muslims and the people said hell no. Then he came for the LGBTQs and the people said no you don’t. Then he came for the immigrants and the people said nope. Then he went for the black community and the people were so pissed after 4 years of this shit they said, “HELL TO THE FUCKING NO.”

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns.

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