Hell’s Angels

People in Europe and Asia are going to restaurants, school, concerts, and events, and they’re having a good time without masks because they did everything they were supposed to do to get the virus under control. People in America are going to restaurants, concerts, and events, and they’re having a good time without masks because they’re self centered shitty punk assholes. We’ll never get the virus under control because of them. Trump’s America is so horrible, cruel, stupid and selfish that even our better angels are sitting in hell.

The super spreader biker event in Sturgis, South Dakota a few weeks ago is responsible for infecting a quarter of a million people with the Trump Plague. Public health costs are estimated at $12.2 billion. “Ride or Die” rolled into ride and die. Self centered shitty punk assholes. Your bikes can’t make you look tough now.

Bikers over 60 who have died after going to Sturgis died because they rode faster than their guardian angels could fly, not from the coronavirus.

Being an asshole in America is like riding a bike. It’s second nature to think only of oneself when raised in a culture that only values the Self.

A major coronavirus vaccine trial that has been in the works by the AstraZeneca pharmaceutical company was had to pull over and wait out the rain because a participant has a bad reaction. Trump says fake news. Should be ready in a week. Hey Trump! You’ve got bugs in your teeth (and white chunks of God knows what flying out of your nose. Eww!)

TMZ is reporting that Trump is selling the autographed copy of the Bible he signed and held up in front of the burned church across the street from his bunker after he had protesters shot and maced for $40,000. Work to ride, ride to work. Easy rider, I’m hired!

According to Fox News, Portland has burned down every day for a month. Trump is riding hard on protesters being THUGS in Portland. THUGS. THUGS. THUGS.

Meanwhile, white men with assault rifles who kill protesters are not called thugs, they are called militia. Mom’s Basement Militia little piggies, hitching a ride on Trump’s racist, fascist hog.

Melania’s rose job isn’t healing correctly. Work crews have had to go in and fix a drainage problem after she tore up 100 years of growth. The White House South Lawn has to be resodded too after the white trash who attended Trump’s convention speech trashed it.

White trash tearing up the White House lawn is a metaphor for the grifter Trump presidency. All in the family, all in the name of sheer riding pleasure.

Live to Ride, Ride to Live. Next stop — not jail!

Trump did a mini MAGA rally at an airport in North Carolina. He squeezed the idiots in real tight to make it look like he had a crowd. Nobody wore masks but there were plenty of KKK red hats. Guns n Roses’ “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” was playing really loud before Trump took the soap box. As MAGAs knocked on heaven’s door, the Hells Angels in the crowd coughed. I’m OK! I’m OK! It’s allergies! Gonna ride it out!

Junior and his girlfriend campaigned in Cincinnati to raise money for Please Love Me Daddy. There will be 3 MAGA rallies coming up soon according to Craigslist. This will be the place to be! All the cool kids will be there! Ride hard, or stay home! Come on out! The campaign is advertising for “actors” to show up for $12/hour. You get an extra $2/hour if you come in a MAGA shirt and/or hat. “Must be able to hold sign and stand and cheer.” Is the only qualification. Here’s the link.

When asked about the 17 year old who drove to Kenosha to shoot people, Junior shrugged and said, “We all do stupid things at 17.”

The right wing extremists in Germany are holding Trump up as their cult hero.

The Department of Homeland Security says that white supremacists will remain the most “persistent and lethal threat” in the United States through 2021.

It’s time to ride.

55 days until we get to vote.

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