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Job numbers for February are as bad as they were during the pandemic. 172,017 people lost their jobs last month and most were fired by Musk and Trump. It will be way worse this month with the elimination of the Department of Education. Plus they’re planning on cutting about 72,000 employees from the Department of Veterans Affairs as well.
Trump’s personal attorney, Alina Habba, was asked about all of the veterans that have been fired from government jobs. She didn’t have any sympathy. “Perhaps they’re not fit to have a job at this moment.” What? Any job?
The Quakers are suing Trump for making ICE round migrants up while they’re in church.
Mike Johnson’s chief of staff got so drunk during the state of the union speech he got arrested for DUI after he hit a government vehicle on Capitol grounds. This was around midnight which means the guy was getting wasted during the speech. Drinking on the job? No problem if you’re still employed with the U.S. government.
People in Europe are torching individual Teslas, Tesla charging stations and dealerships. It’s starting to happen in the states now too. People all around the world really hate the richest man in the world who is actively ruling the world, with America and Russia’s help.
Germany is set to investigate Elon Musk for election interference. If he did it there why couldn’t he have done it here?
Elon Musk says Amtrack and the USPS should be privatized
The cast of Hamilton has cancelled its performance at the Kennedy Center to protest Trump.
Trump threatened further destruction of Gaza if all remaining hostages are not released, and issued an ultimatum to Hamas leaders to flee. He’s picking a fight with Hamas now.
The House censured Al Green for disrupting Trump’s speech. 10 Democrats voted with the Republicans, the ones that look prettiest in pink.
The Social Security Administration has barred employees from accessing the news at work. Even Fox News has been blocked.
The Kremlin approves of how Secretary of State Marco Rubio is carrying out Putin’s orders regarding Ukraine. Everything is going to plan. How about a prayer, Marco? Putin loves some good scripture.
Trump invited the co-founder of his own crypto company, World Liberty Financial, to the White House for a crypto summit.
Canada is removing Jack Daniels from its shelves. Jack Daniels.
Crown Royal is 25% higher. MAGA drunks will take it out on the bartender.
Republican congressman Dan Meuser claims thinks that Martin Luther King Jr is “rolling in his grave” when people say Elon Musk should go back to Africa.
“We didn’t vote for this.” — MAGA.
Oh yes you did. You did vote for this, you selfish, lazy, arrogant fools. Now you’ll need the Democrats and the courts to bail you out AGAIN but this time all efforts could fail. MAGA did this. With the help of Putin.
