Hey Media! Listen Up!

Spike Dolomite
4 min readJul 7, 2023

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The American mainstream media doesn’t give Biden the coverage he deserves

Marjorie Taylor Greene got kicked out of the Freedom Caucus (aka the Sedition Caucus — they were all in on the insurrection). She’s not crazy and extreme enough for them so they voted her out! They haven’t told her yet.

The jobs numbers have surpassed all predictions. Private sector jobs increased by 497,000 which is over 270,000 more than expected. Annual pay rose 6.4%. US layoffs dropped nearly 50% from May to June, a seven-month low. America has regained all the jobs lost during the pandemic, and created over 3.5 million more. Black unemployment is at a record low of 4.7% and Hispanic unemployment remains low at 4.4%. The number one industry for job growth is hospitality and the second is construction — union jobs using American steel, thanks to Biden. There have been 30 consecutive months of job growth since he took office and the media doesn’t cover it but for little blips here and there. All of this is one big story. Report it that way.

This should be big news that people should be talking about because they keep hearing about it on the news. Instead they keep hearing the same old crap about Trump and the Republicans, giving them all a leg up for primary elections.

One of the biggest factories that is getting built due to Biden’s infrastructure plan is in Marjorie Taylor Greene’s district. She voted against it. She is also trying to impeach Biden. Biden grinned and said he’d be there at the groundbreaking ceremony after he announced it.

“President Biden was the right person for the job. America recognized that and overwhelmingly backed him and elected him. He took a struggling country and economy completely ravaged by his predecessor’s ego, inabilities and incompetence, turning both around.” — John Prince

Republican Florida state legislator Fabian Basabe is being sued by 2 staffers for sexual harassment — male staffers. Hey media! Here’s a story for you — all of the politicians who seem to be sued and charged for sexual harassment seem to be Republicans. All of the politicians who seem to get caught in kinky gay trysts are Republicans who are “happily married wholesome Christian men” who also happen to make laws against the LGBTQ community. All of the monsters who go to jail for pedophilia seem to be conservatives, usually trusted members of the church with easy access to children. Republicans are always accusing Democrats of being groomers and pedophiles but it’s never Democrats who get their mug shots taken for raping children. The media should really start covering the irony of the Democrats being accused of being sexual deviants and perverts when it’s the Republicans who are screwed up sexually and victimize subordinates and children.

The monster who raped and impregnated the 10 year old little girl in Ohio soon after Roe v Wade was struck down by the Supreme Court causing her family to have to take her to Indiana to get an abortion, was sentenced to life in prison. Jesse Watters said on Fox News that a 10 year old having to go out of state for an abortion was a hoax. Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan accused the little girl of being a liar, just like he did the many athletes who spoke up about being sexually assaulted by the team doctor when he was a wrestling coach at Ohio State University. The media needs to do an expose on Jim Jordan’s culpability in the Ohio State scandal instead of relentlessly covering his ridiculous, baseless, expensive hearings.

The moms with Moms for Liberty don’t appreciate being called Klanned Karenhood, Assholes with Casseroles, and Minivan Taliban. The media really needs to do some digging into who these women really are instead of lightly covering them as well meaning moms taking on the status quo. They’re dangerous and they’re not who they present themselves to be. Assholes with Casseroles is a compliment.

Divorced women in Florida say they’re switching parties after DeSantis cut off their lifetime alimony. That was the dealbreaker for them — not his stand on abortion, womens’ rights, African Americans, immigrants, the LGBTQ community, education, environment, the poor, or healthcare. Being denied a lifetime free ride did it for them. Having to get a job was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Maybe they could get a job picking oranges, roofing houses, or cleaning toilets since there are so many of those jobs available now that the immigrants have left Florida.

Stewart Rhodes has a message for Trump from his jail cell: You will be convicted so you’re better off settling. Don’t go to court like he did. Settle. Trump would never settle because then he’d have to admit guilt and he won’t ever, ever do that.

People are standing outside in line, in the pouring rain, waiting to get into Trump’s MAGA rally in Iowa right now and CSPAN is covering it. That should be a campaign donation. Hey media! Cover that.

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Spike Dolomite
Spike Dolomite

Written by Spike Dolomite

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