Hittin’ it in the Wind
The Third Lady posted a picture of herself holding the 2 month old baby who had been orphaned in the white supremacist Walmart shooting in El Paso. The baby had been discharged but brought back to the hospital for a photo op with Trump doing the thumbs up and Be Best Melanie. Trump killed those poor parents all over again by doing that.
Reporters weren’t allowed in the hospitals while Trump was exploiting victims to shoot a campaign video but when asked by a reporter later about his visit he commended everyone for how well they treated HIM. They had respect for the office of the presidency. Not one word about the victims or their families. Just him. Somebody filmed him bragging to a room full of doctors in El Paso about his crowd size at his El Paso rally, “That place was packed. … that was some crowd. And we had twice the number outside. And then you had this crazy Beto. Beto had like 400 people in a parking lot.”
The president of the United States was talking shit about a former congressman in his own hometown after a mass shooting targeting Hispanics that he himself incited.
Since Trump has been president, he has used the words “predator,” “invasion,” “alien,” “killer,” “criminal” and “animal” more than 500 times at his MAGA white supremacist rallies.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: None of the employers were arrested in the ICE raids on the first day of school in Mississippi and the loud mouth MAGAs who scream immigrants are taking their jobs aren’t demanding they be hired for those jobs.
Major Wall Street banks have given congressional committees investigating Trump thousands of pages of documents related to Russians who may have had dealings with Trump, his family or his business. All of Trump’s efforts to hide his tax returns by hiring an army of lawyers that he’ll never pay isn’t going to pay off. We’ll all know soon enough how much Trump was paid off by Russia.
Congress may be on summer recess but the Judiciary Committees is fast at work, moving forward with impeachment. The Dems are playing it really cool but the impeachment process has started. Woo Hoo! The mother fucker could be impeached before the end of the year!
Mitch the Bitch got kicked off Twitter! He posted video of protesters outside his house screaming obscenities so Twitter kicked him off for violating its rules — no obscenities! Moscow Mitch said fine, be that way! We won’t advertise on Twitter anymore! Tweeters say Woo Hoo!
Moscow Mitch is going to California for a fundraiser next week. If he was scared of his constituents protesting in front of his house just wait until he gets a load of educated liberals with witty signs.
Republican tyrant fun fact: Trump has never been kicked off Twitter and he’s gotten people killed.
A mass murder attempt at another Walmart was foiled when a man with a tactical rifle, bulletproof vest and more than 100 rounds of ammo was arrested in Springfield, Missouri. An off duty firefighter saw him just in time, apprehended him and called the cops.
Walmart has decided to stop running violent video game ads in their stores but not guns.
Tucker Carlson had to go on vacation after he said that white supremacy was a hoax on his show. Kellyanne Conway defended him by saying that white supremacy gets “outsized coverage” compared to Antifa. Republicans are trying so hard to scare the shit out of their base with Antifa. Antifa is a balloon that lost most of its air that lays shriveled in the corner of someone’s apartment in Berkeley two weeks after a surprise going away party for a student who dropped out of college took place. Every time Antifa shows up for something, they need new balloons.
Former KKK Leader, David Duke, is running for senate in Louisiana and he’s going to want Trump’s endorsement. This ought to be good. Send in the balloons.
Disaffected middle aged head bangers are taking an interest in politics now that Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee has taken MAGAs on on Twitter, starting with: You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, throwing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit………
After a couple of fundraising events (closed to the media of course) Trump will go to his New Jersey golf club for 10 days where he’ll either sit on his ass in a golf cart or sit on his ass in a chair in his room, watching TV.
After he’s impeached, can taxpayers sue Trump for everything it has cost them to fund his golf trips and the 4th of July campaign video at the Lincoln Memorial? If we got the $110 million back (the amount of money 3,500 Americans make in a year) we could buy 28 wind turbines to power 20,000 homes cleanly for a year.
“If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value. And they say the noise causes cancer.” — Donald J. Trump
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