Hitting Bottom

Spike Dolomite
4 min readDec 18, 2020


Drug manufacturer Pfizer has millions of doses of its coronavirus vaccine piling up in a warehouse because the federal government won’t tell them where to ship it. All of the states are getting at least 30% less of what they were expecting, denying fewer healthcare workers lifesaving care. Trump did the same thing with PPE. He’s a sadistic tyrant, addicted to pumping himself by torturing others. Republicans are silent as usual.

317,929 Americans have needlessly died from the Trump Plague.

What if we drug tested Trump?

450,000 people died from opioid overdoses from 1999–2018. Purdue Pharma made a ton of money off of killing people and then went bankrupt so victims couldn’t sue them. The Sackler family (aka Purdue Pharma) withdrew $10 billion from the corporation before it went bankrupt. The Sacklers are addicted to money money money that they made off of getting people strung out on their magic pills. Democratic Congresswoman and bankruptcy attorney Katie Porter is on it. She’ll kick their money stealing drug habit.

Speaking of Purdue, drugs and Pfizer, David Perdue’s broker bought Pfizer stock in February after Pfizer warned of hard times ahead and then he bought more. Then Pfizer announced its development of its coronavirus vaccine and now David Perdue is even richer.

After receiving classified briefings about the virus, Georgia Republican Senators Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue invested in body bags by buying stock in DuPont, the parent company of Tyvek and Tychem which make the bags and tags to attach to corpses. DuPont is doing quite well as a result of the pandemic as states are stocking up to meet the gruesome dead body demand. 10,000 in Georgia alone.

A large scale drug ring has been busted in North Carolina that was selling and moving $1.5 million worth of marijuana, cocaine and other narcotics through chapters of Phi Gamma Delta, Beta Theta Pi, and Kappa Sigma at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill. 21 people are facing federal charges. How many of them are rich and white with dads who will get them off while black men are still sitting in jail after getting busted for pot which is now legal in many states?

Trump’s empty hotel in Panama is linked to drug trafficking and money laundering.

Trump’s neighbors in Palm Beach don’t want him to move to Mar-a-Lago after he gets kicked out of the White Crackpot House. Living next to his plantation club aka “Southern White House” has been worse than living next to a meth house for 4 years. They’ve hired an attorney to challenge the clause in the original agreement that says in order for him to turn a private residence into a club he has to agree that nobody can live there for more than 3 weeks. If they succeed, he can get busted for voter fraud since he wouldn’t be a legal resident of Florida.

About 80 million Americans didn’t vote in the 2020 election. They blame others for their laziness. Their drug of choice is self righteous apathy which is made and dealt only in America.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Jerry Falwell Jr’s wife busted down their door to find Trump’s number 1 evangelical enabler in a pool of his own blood after falling down the stairs wasted off his ass after resigning from Liberty University but he doesn’t have a problem. He’s fine.

Trump is king of the anti-vaxxers. They love him because he’s just as addicted to conspiracies as they are. They won’t be taking the coronavirus vaccine because Bill Gates actually invented it and the virus so he could profit off of it plus the government is going to slip a microchip in with the vaccine so no way, they are not taking it. They’re staying away from that stuff.

Meanwhile, the Republicans will stay silent about that and won’t encourage the anti-vaxxers to protect themselves, their families and communities. They prefer to remain focused on using their power to control liberals.

“I wish conservatives would stop obsessing about private morality — what happens in bedrooms between consenting adults — and focus instead on public morality — what happens in boardrooms among corporate executives. The moral crisis of our age has nothing to do with gay marriage or abortion; it’s insider trading, obscene CEO pay, wage theft from ordinary workers, Wall Street’s continued gambling addiction, corporate payoffs to friendly politicians, and the billionaire takeover of our democracy.” — Robert Reich

America is strung out. We’ve hit bottom.

33 days until rehab.

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