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4 min readApr 6, 2020

Trump did a Hydroxychloroquine infomercial yesterday in his official capacity as president of the United States. “I have seen people who are going to die without it…….we don’t have time…….if it works, that will be great. If it doesn’t…it doesn’t kill people.”

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Trump is the official spokesman for Hydroxychloroquine, an anti-malaria drug that is also used to treat lupus, on behalf of the Swiss pharmaceutical company, Novartis, that manufactures the drug, the same company that hired Trump’s former personal attorney who is now in jail, Michael Cohen, for “consultant work” for $100,000 a month to influence healthcare policy. Cohen testified that “Novartis sent me their contract, which stated specifically that they wanted me to lobby. That they wanted me to provide access to government, including the president.”

Trump is a drug pusher and Americans are guinea pigs.

During the infomercial, Dr. Fauci said Hydroxychloroquine treatment for coronavirus is not yet proven. Then Trump stepped over him and told the press, “We have stockpiled 29 million pills of the Hydroxychloroquine. And they’re not expensive. What do you have to lose?”

After a reporter asked him why he was promoting the drug he said, “I’m not. You know what I’m trying to do. I’m trying to save lives. I want them to try it and it may work and it may not work. But if it doesn’t work, it’s nothing lost by doing it.”

Mike Pence’s task force is making sure Hydroxychloroquine is readily available, ensuring that federal resources are used to promote it.

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Fox is obsessively covering Hydroxychloroquine, serving as Trump’s middle man to get the drug to a duped demographic who will surely buy it even though they still think the coronavirus is a Democratic hoax. Fox invited America’s mayor and drug pusher with half a haircut, Rudy Giuliani, to recommend Hydroxychloroquine too.

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Capt. Brett Crozier, the former commanding officer of the USS Theodore Roosevelt, has tested positive for the coronavirus just days after he was kicked off his ship for wanting to save the lives of his crew because the virus was spreading on board. The new acting Navy secretary, Thomas Modly, told the sailors over the PA this morning that their former captain was “too naïve or too stupid” to be in command.

The Queen of England addressed the nation and the world to say that better days are ahead and to look out for each other. “We will be with our friends again; we will be with our families again; we will meet again……..remain united and resolute.” Long live the Queen.

“I’m kinda shocked that she didn’t lash out at the governor of Michigan or brag about being number one on Facebook” — Acyn Torabi

Trump is so concerned about the coronavirus that he tweeted this this morning: Advertising in the Failing New York Times is WAY down. Washington Post is not much better. I can’t say whether this is because they are Fake News sources of information, to a level that few can understand, or the Virus is just plain beating them up. Fake News is bad for America!

“Unemployment is at the highest rate in 80 years and we may lose more Americans than in all of our post-1945 wars combined. There was nothing inevitable about this catastrophe. Trump’s mishandling of covid-19 makes him the worst president in US history.” Max Boot — former Republican and opinion writer for the Washington Post

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Spike Dolomite

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