Trump is fundraising off of impeachment.

Billy Graham’s evangelical magazine Christianity Today says Trump should resign. Billy Graham’s son, Franklin (one of the leaders of the Trump is God movement) is upset! If he were editor or publisher this would never have happened but he’s not so now what is he going to do. His dad’s magazine says Trump lacks morals and that their readers should not serve Trump. Who are the evangelicals going to listen to now? Jesus or Franklin Graham and Trump?

Trump’s Twitter comeback: A far left magazine, or very “progressive,” as some would call it, which has been doing poorly and hasn’t been involved with the Billy Graham family for many years, Christianity Today, knows nothing about reading a perfect transcript of a routine phone call and would rather have a Radical Left nonbeliever, who wants to take your religion & your guns, than Donald Trump as your President. No President has done more for the Evangelical community, and it’s not even close. You’ll not get anything from those Dems on stage. I won’t be reading ET again!

Trump has never read Christianity Today (or ET, WTF?) It is anything but progressive but since MAGA is a cult Trump can call it Radical Left and MAGAs won’t question it.

It’s been 2 days since impeachment and there hasn’t been a Civil War.

Nancy Pelosi did a press conference to answer questions about impeachment and threw in a zinger, “I heard some of what Mitch McConnell said today and it reminded me that our founders, when they wrote the Constitution, suspected there could be a rogue president. I don’t think they suspected that we’d have a rogue Senate leader at the same time.”

Mitch McConnell called for Trump’s acquittal without a trial, a hearing, witnesses or the reading of a single document. Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer say no, that’s not gonna happen.

Moscow Mitch has met his match in Nancy Pelosi. If he gets the Senate to acquit without a trial, there goes all of their careers, including his (he’s up for re-election in November.) If he meets Chuck and Nancy’s demands, there will be a fair trial and if the Senate acquits, there goes all of their careers (including Susan Collins who just announced on impeachment day that she is running for re-election in November.) If there is a full, fair trial and the Republicans surprise the country by putting duty and country before party and vote to impeach, the country will be put on the right track and democracy will not die which will really piss Mitch off. If Mitch draws this out like he did Merrick Garland’s seat (293 days,) Trump will turn the State of the Union speech into a MAGA rally and 46 million people will see it which will bring the public around to what they’ve been missing if they don’t follow politics on a daily basis. If he’s the color of cooked bacon, sweats, cusses, blathers on about toilets and dishwashers, insults dead members of Congress, praises Putin, moons over Saudi Arabia, brags that he can do whatever he wants because he’s the president, makes fun of handicapped people, tries to have Democrats thrown out of the Capitol, calls for Civil War, and proclaims that he is the chosen one, people might finally go, WHAT THE HELL? If this drags on into February the senators who are up for re-election will miss time on the campaign trail during primary season. Ouch!

Boom shocka lock up. Boom shocka lock up. Mitch the Bitch may be smart, but Nancy Pelosi is way smarter.

“I’m never afraid and I’m rarely surprised” — Nancy Pelosi

The Republicans left in Congress are the bottom of the barrel. On top of Doug Collins, Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan, Devin Nunes, and Louie Ghomert who all hog the camera every chance they get and make a mockery out of the GOP, Trump has a new devotee, former Democrat Jeff Van Drew from New Jersey who he got to switch teams. Trump put him on camera in the Oval Office to pledge his loyalty to him — “You have my undying support.” Republican Congressman Billy Long came up with a gag to “trigger the liberals” by selling Donald Trump $45 Bills, “the only bill I got passed.” Ba-dump bump. He signed one for Justice Gorsuch while he was at White House Ball. Billy Long represents Springfield, Missouri. He’s an auctioneer. He uses his auctioneer skills to auction off bullshit on the House floor and to drown out protesters. Mark Meadows is “retiring” to take a job in the White House licking Trump’s boots.

Conservative Denver radio host, Chuck Bonniwell, got fired because he said he wished for a “nice school shooting” to distract from Trump’s impeachment.

Kellyanne Conjob’s Republican husband, George Conway, came up with a new hashtag for Trump, #IMPOTUS, and it’s trending.

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