Spike Dolomite
5 min readSep 9, 2021

The Biden administration is going to sue Texas over its new abortion ban even though Joe Biden is a Catholic and personally against abortion. He isn’t letting his personal beliefs interfere with his job like the Supreme Court justices are doing. This is insane.

Supreme Court fun fact: Republicans may have been successful in getting 3 radical conservative justices appointed to the highest court under Trump, but anti-abortion justice Samuel Alito holds the record for being pro-no choice for the longest. He has opposed Roe v Wade for 3 decades but has always been outnumbered until now. That’s insane.

Caitlyn Jenner, a woman now and parent to 5 Kardashian women has made her position on abortion known. “I am for a woman’s right to choose. I am also for a state having the ability to make their own laws. So, I support Texas in that decision.” She’s insane. Seriously. WTF is wrong with her?

One of the other anti-abortion Republican candidates in the California recall election, Larry Elder, the guy who is campaigning on the Big Lie, has been mentoring Stephen Miller since he was a teenager, and is against minimum wage, thought it would be a smart move to take his entourage to Venice Beach in Los Angeles to exploit the homeless community by blaming Gavin Newsom for their plight. He did not receive a warm welcome. Somebody riding a bike and wearing a gorilla mask threw an egg at him which really freaked him and his crew out. His black skin turned white he was so scared. They jumped in their get away SUV and drove off, leaving a group of homeless people in the dust, standing in the street in the richest country in the world, as usual. That’s insane.

The homeless have always had a hard time of it but ever since Trump they’ve had it even worse. The whole country is suffering from mental health issues due to the constant stress, fear and anxiety, but for the homeless, it’s even more severe. Stress, fear and anxiety are a constant in the homeless community but now that there are way more of them as a result of covid, and they’re victim to so much hate and blame directed toward them, their mental health has deteriorated even more. Many of them are truly insane and the richest country in the world isn’t taking care of them.

The Robert E. Lee statue in Virginia was successfully dismantled and transported elsewhere. Insane lunatic MAGAs didn’t show up with their guns to defend the confederacy so nobody got shot. Trump released a statement condemning the removal of the great American hero. He called the statue “magnificent” and wrote, “If only we had Robert E. Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan… What an embarrassment we are suffering because we don’t have the genius of a Robert E. Lee!” None of his supporters were embarrassed by this ridiculous statement because they don’t know any more about history than he does. They’re nuts.

Trump’s memos are the deranged musings of a lunatic who clearly belongs in a mental institution for the criminally insane.

The White House demanded that 18 former Trump appointees who are still sitting on boards at military academies resign or be fired. Trump’s girl Kellyanne Conway, press secretary Sean Spicer, and national security adviser H.R. McMaster were among them. They refused to resign so they got the boot. Kellyanne Conway wrote a letter to Biden in which she refused to resign and posted it on Twitter saying she wouldn’t resign but that he should. Sean Spicer had a meltdown on Newsmax after Jen Psaki suggested that he might not be qualified to sit on Service Academy boards. He cried, “Don’t you dare ever minimize or question my service to this nation! You got it?” Now he wants to sue Joe Biden. That’s insane.

“For old-time’s sake, Joe Biden should’ve fired Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer via tweet while on the toilet.” — Brett Meiselas

A teenager spoke at a school board meeting in Tennessee about the importance of wearing masks. When he talked about his grandmother dying from covid, two white women sitting behind him laughed. They were both carrying matching professional signs (mass produced, paid for and distributed by an organized entity) that read, “Let our kids smile.” That’s INSANE.

The guy who started the recall of Gavin Newsom, Orrin Heatlie, has covid. Crazy, right?

Idaho hospitals are so overwhelmed by covid that doctors are having to choose to treat patients who have the best chances of survival. The rest are being given “comfort care.” Residents of the state are being asked to wear their seatbelts, take medication as directed and not engage in any reckless behavior to minimize their risks of needing to go to the hospital. This is pure avoidable insanity.

Senator John Cornyn of Texas believes in the conspiracy theory that Democrats are plotting a coup where they’ll declare Biden insane by invoking the 25th amendment so that they can put Kamala Harris (who is a socialist) in charge. That’s some insane shit. Texas style insane shit.

Young punk Congressman Madison Cawthorn wants to invoke the 25th amendment to get rid of Biden which is insane but the GOP is such a mess that nobody has taken the young nut job aside to put him in his place. So he just wheels around the Capitol in his wheelchair acting like he owns the place.

The mental patients (MAGAs) are running the insane asylum (Republican party.)

If the Republicans hadn’t gone along with extremists for short term gains, the party wouldn’t have eroded so quickly and registered Republicans who aren’t insane wouldn’t have left the party. They wouldn’t be left now with having to pander to mentally unwell MAGAs and QAnon weirdos to stay in power. This is fucking insane.

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