Insurance (Foreign) Policy
Rudy Giuliani looked pretty stoned when he went on Fox News to say that if Trump throws him under the bus he’s not worried because he’s got insurance. Say what? Did the president’s lawyer go on state TV and threaten to blackmail the president?
A mobster lawyer who represents the president out of the goodness of his heart (meaning he’s getting paid all right but we just don’t know yet by who and how much,) is running a back channel, rogue foreign policy operation on behalf of the president to conspire with another country to interfere in a presidential election on the president’s behalf, is neener neener neenering the fat lazy slob watching TV in the White House.
Someone must have slapped him off camera because he soon tweeted: TRUTH ALERT: The statement I’ve made several times of having an insurance policy, if thrown under bus, is sarcastic & relates to the files in my safe about the Biden Family’s 4 decade monetizing of his office. If I disappear, it will appear immediately along with my RICO chart.
Translation — I did not just commit extortion on live television but I do have files locked in my safe on the Bidens that will be released if I disappear.
Andriy Kobolyev, the CEO of the Ukranian state owned oil and gas company Naftogaz, says he’d be happy to testify, if asked, that Rudy Giuliani, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman (Rudy’s 2 Soviet born Florida business “associates” who got arrested for illegally funneling foreign political donations to Republicans) attempted to leverage their political influence to land lucrative contracts with Naftogaz.
Devin Nunes will be confronted with a House ethics investigation for his little get togethers with Lev Parnas about Ukraine “investigating” Joe Biden. It will be his second ethcis investigation in 2 years.
Devin Nunes should not be on the committee investigating Ukraine BECAUSE HE IS PART OF THE CRIME.
Devin Nunes is whining to his constituents on the campaign trail, “It’s such a pain now to go to these political events — makes it very difficult to even move around the valley — cuz everywhere you go you have this Resistance movement.”
Sales of Junior’s new book, “Triggered” got a big boost from the RNC. It spent $94,800 on copies and gave it away as a gift to people who donated $40 or more.
“It’s not totally confirmed yet, but many people are saying that what Donald Trump Jr.’s book triggers is shingles” — Seth Abramson
Gordon Sondland admitted that Trump doesn’t “give a shit” about Ukraine except for “big stuff” like the Biden probe. Nobody was shocked or surprised which is pretty pathetic. Fox News propagandist, screaming smirking shrew, and all around shitty person, Jeanine Pirro, says Gordon Sondland’s testimony should be thrown out because of his “inappropriate smirking.”
News out of Florida — a guy got busted with cocaine in his car and tried to say that the wind blew it in there because Florida.
Washington Post headline: “Trump opens up Camp David as an ‘adult playground’ to woo GOP lawmakers during impeachment.” There will be campfire and s’mores, hiking, shooting clay pigeons, and Russian hookers.
Republican hypocrite riddle: What’s the difference between a Republican talking point and a Russian talking point? Nothing.
Republican hypocrite fun fact: Republicans don’t “support” Trump. Trump owns them.
A US District Court judge will rule on whether or not White House Counsel Don McGahn must testify in the impeachment probe tomorrow.
Meanwhile, Trump is boasting about his nearly 100% approval rating.
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