Irrational Numbers
After Trump announced that New York’s coronavirus deaths have more than doubled the number of deaths from 9/11, he switched to talking about the stock market. He said it’s AMAZING that the stock market had such a great week. Tremendous. Incredible. You’ve never seen such numbers. Still no condolences for the dead and bereaved. Just dollars and sense.
He keeps doing his daily campaign events and the press keeps showing up and treating him like a real president and that his infomercials are actually real press briefings. He yammered on and on like he was some kind of fucking expert. “Antibiotics used to solve every problem and now one of the biggest problems the world has is the germ has gotten too brilliant that the anti-antibiotic can’t keep up with it……there’s a whole genius to it … not only is it hidden, but it’s very smart.”
He bragged about the new projected number of deaths as ONLY being 60,000 and then he went on to talk about the economy again - “We have to get our country open.” A reporter asked, “Will you say, sir, what metrics you will use to make that decision?” The idiot pointed to his misshapen head and said, “The metric’s right here.”
Did you know? Social distancing isn’t good for us. It’s like antibiotics. It stops working after awhile. Trump said. He said, “Staying at home leads to death also. It’s very traumatic for this country. But staying at home, if you look at numbers, that leads to a different kind of death, perhaps …so it’s a very big decision. It’s the biggest decision I will every make.”
Countless numbers of people are getting sick and dying because THEY CAN’T GET TESTED. TRUMP IS KEEPING PEOPLE FROM GETTING TESTED.
Trump demands everyone be tested before visiting him.
Ivanka will be serving on the White House’s new economy coronavirus task force. She’ll be crunching those numbers. She got a trademark on coffins.
For 3 straight days in a row, as the death numbers continue to rise, Trump has bragged about his ratings. He tweeted: Because the T.V. Ratings for the White House News Conference’s are the highest, the Opposition Party (Lamestream Media), the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats &, of course, the few remaining RINO’S, are doing everything in their power to disparage & end them. The People’s Voice!
Conspiracy theorists are claiming that Governor Cuomo is throwing people into mass graves who are still alive screaming.
“2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like ‘I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots’” Jess Dweck
While Americans wait for the one time $1,200 that Trump promised, Canadians have already received $2,000. They’ll be getting that every month. Canadians are better at numbers than Americans are. They have more numbers than we do.
Russia is collecting intel on the US medical failures during the coronavirus crisis.
A church in Louisiana is going ahead with its Easter service. They expect 2,000 part time Christians to show up. They’re not supposed to do it but they’re thumbing it’s nose at The Man and saying fuck you! “Satan and a virus will not stop us!”
Arkansas refuses to take the pandemic seriously. It isn’t doing a damn thing to stop it. Nobody from Arkansas should be able to cross state lines until they stop emulating fruit flies. California has citrus fruit check points at state lines. Texas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Alabama, Tennessee and Mississippi should have Arkansanian check points. “Got anybody Arkansans in there? Yes? GO BACK.”
If New Jersey was a country it would Number 9 for the coronavirus.
Trump called New York a country.
Trump’s approval numbers are slowly starting to go down insofar as his coronavirus leadership goes. People thinke he’s mishandling the pandemic. He’s not mishandling anything. He’s NOT handling anything. He spends his days tweeting, watching TV, doing subdued complimentary televised campaign rallies from inside the White House, and granting life saving wishes to Republicans who flatter him.
“A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers” — Plato
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