It’s Rainbow Time, Bitches
There are gay parades going on all around the country today and Trump won’t let the US embassies fly rainbow flags.
The Fox News echo chamber is bitching about not getting their own parade.
“What about straight pride?” MAGAs want their own day. Every day in Trumpland is MAGA day.
Fox News’ sexy conservative twenty something commentator, Tomi Lahren, who likes to show a lot of cleavage with her hate speech and a little thigh with her invitation to look at her gun, is putting the gays in their place. “Do you want equality or special treatment? You can’t have both.” Once Bob Mueller is subpoenaed and the old white farts who watch Tomi and the other Foxy Ladies hear what’s in his report, they’ll all go soft and the Foxy Ladies will be sent packing (no, we don’t want to see your gun, now put your boobs back in your shirt and hit the bimbo road.)
“Straight Pride Parade Theme #1: Let’s start out by gathering up all the lovely parents who threw their queer children homeless onto the streets and put them on a float for all the world to see……. 40% of homeless youth are LGBTQ” — Drew Emery
Conservative commentator, Ana Navarro, sent Randy Rainbow a pair of rainbow stilettos. They’re fabulous.
Gay agenda: Go to the gym, protein shake for breakfast, go to work, have lunch, go back to work, go home, watch TV, live a life free of violence and oppression.
Trump says the tariffs on Mexico have been suspended indefinitely. That was close! He made his announcement in all caps and praised “our patriotic farmers.” He saved the day once again!
“As far as I can tell the Mexican standoff has ended, for now, pretty much along the lines of NAFTA/USMCA: Trump huffed and puffed, US business managed to convey the message that a trade war would be a disaster, and he basically caved while pretending that he won” — Paul Krugman
We’re not going back to the moon after all. Trump found out that we’ve already been there and changed his mind. He wants to go to Mars which is part of the moon.
“We’re going to build a big beautiful wall on the moon and we’re going to get the Martians to pay for it” — Jeff Tiedrich
“Trump will also announce tonight that he has gotten Mars to give back the moon to the US” — Roland Scahill
The Trump boys went bar hopping on their tax payer funded trip to Ireland, bought everybody drinks and skipped out on the bill.
The list of former federal prosecutors agreeing that Trump committed crimes is up to 1000.
Mike Pence hasn’t released his tax returns either.
Gilead Sciences, the maker of the HIV prevention drug, Truvada, charges over $2,000 a month. It cost them less than $6 a month to make it and was funded entirely by taxpayers and charities. The same drug only costs $8 in Australia.
Somewhere over the rainbow, Trump is not president, the Republican party is dead, there is no Fox News, and every day is gay pride day.
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