January 6
Today is January 6, the day that the president of the Senate counts the votes to certify the election. Vice President Kamala Harris performed her duties with grace, dignity and the upmost respect for the democratic process. The ceremony went on without incident. No liberals attacked the Capitol and tried to kill any cops or spread their own shit on the walls to keep her from certifying the election. Nobody called for Mike Johnson to be murdered.
Mike Johnson was elected House Speaker again without incident.
One of the skanks that Kamala Harris had to swear in was a Republican from Nebraska. When she went to shake her husband’s hand he refused.
Trump has been ordered to appear in court on January 10 for sentencing. The new president of the United States is getting sentenced 10 days before his inauguration on 34 felony counts. That’s all the media should be talking about but they’re bowing before him just like everybody else, gathered at his feet either handing him bags of money or their dignity and souls.
Speaking of psychophants kneeling before a phony psycho king, Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned from the Washington Post after Jeff Bezos, the owner of the Washington Post, refused to publish a satirical cartoon depicting him as one of several billionaires bowing before Trump, handing him a bag of money. So much for the Post’s motto, “Democracy dies in darkness.”
Speaking of Jeff Bezos being a shithead billionaire, Amazon refused to give an employee a leave of absence after she was both shot and hit by a truck on New Year’s Eve in New Orleans.
Musk tweeted pride in his cybertruck by saying the battery pack is still intact in the truck that got blown up in Vegas. Once they get the truck back to Tesla “we’ll buff out those scratches and get it back on the road.”
The German government accused Elon Musk of using his platform X to influence their election.
With $437 billion in personal wealth and a way to funnel it legally by way of America PAC, Elon Musk-backed lawmakers now sit on committees that oversee transportation, space, artificial intelligence, social media and other areas that directly affect Musk’s companies.
Judge Mershon, the judge who told Trump to appear for sentencing, is the only person who isn’t afraid of Trump right now. Trump called for him to be disbarred.
Reminder: Trump is a convicted felon who should have been disqualified from running.
Trump says he’s going to hold a big MAGA rally in DC the day before he’s sworn in at the same place he egged rioters on four years ago because an inauguration is not enough attention.
Trump is mad that the flag will be flown at half mast for Jimmy Carter during his inauguration. He blames Democrats.
Matt Gaetz brought George Santos on his show to give him advice on how to do his makeup so he doesn’t look ridiculous.
The prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, has resigned.
The president of Honduras is threatening to expel the US military out of the country because of Trump.
Trump says he’ll pardon January 6 defendants on his first day. Hundreds of MAGA goons could be released from jail on January 20.
It’s the four year anniversary of the attempted coup by Trump today. Instead of the media screaming that from the rooftops and bombarding the public with stories of that day and how Trump is going to be back in power even though he failed at a coup, the mainstream media is passively “reporting” easy stuff. The country should be ashamed and worried but only half is. The other half is completely oblivious, too stupid to care, or totally brain washed.
