JFK JR for VP!

QAnon weirdos have no idea who JFK Jr is. They think he’s the guy in the hat, not on the left

Republicans are screaming “welfare!” regarding the child tax credit. No welfare! We’re not paying for lazy moms to get free money! If you can’t afford to have kids, don’t have them! Never mind that we are trying to make it illegal for you to control the size of your families. We hate you! How long can Republican politicians and Fox News cry, “welfare!” before their duped constituents and audience start feeling some relief but don’t think of themselves as lazy welfare recipients? After a year, they may not be so willing to go along with the “welfare!” call and response they’ve been trained to yell.

Fox News is accusing people who are taking government benefits through covid relief such as extended unemployment and the child tax relief as loser takers. The government is taking care of people who refuse to go back to work and we have to pay for it! Can’t afford to go back to work because you can’t afford childcare and minimum wage isn’t a living wage? Can’t afford new shoes or fresh produce? Not our problem! Get to work!

After 147 Republicans voted to overturn the election, a lot of businesses announced they were going to halt political donations to many of them but a bunch have started back up again. American Airlines started giving money to Nazis again. After Cigna said it wouldn’t give to Nazis again they gave Devin Nunes money on June 1. Lockheed Martin has given to dozens of them including Andren Clyde, the guy who pooped his pants because he was so scared of the mob outside of the chambers door on January 6 but then later likened them to friendly tourists. Anheuser Busch Gave money to Qevin McCarthy. So did UPS and Chevron.

Qevin McCarthy. He made a speech on the House floor and called Trump out for inciting the riot after the attack and then turned around and took it all back so he could jump in bed with Trump. Why? Because he wants to be Speaker after the Republicans take over the government and he’s kissing up to Trump because the entire party kisses up to Trump and he’ll decide who gets to be Speaker.

A month after Los Angeles opened up and invited people to strip off their masks its is telling people to put them back on because people are stupid. Cases are going back up again because of 2 groups of people — the Republicans who complain about living on the left coast and the trendy anti-vaxxer, self appointed Mensa members who don’t vaccine their kids for anything, follow superior diets and make their own air. There’s enough of these freaking goons to make infection rates go up so LA has said, nope. We don’t everybody breathing anti-vaxxer air.

Some of the most famous anti-vaxxers on social media also happen to sell dietary supplements, essential oils, homeopathic remedies and organic cleaning products. At best, they’re ripping people off. At worst, they’re killing them. Get the fucking vaccine.

The president of France has told people that they aren’t going anywhere without being able to prove that they’ve been vaccinated. The French have a problem with that because the French tend to care about each other plus they’re smart. The Eiffel Tower is reopening after being closed since October. If you want to check it out you’ll have to show proof of vaccination. It won’t be long before a video of an American tourist throwing a fit goes viral. “Don’t you know who I am?” I’m a Karen in Paris!

Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus, Congresswoman Joyce Beatty from Ohio, was arrested with 8 others by Capitol Police because she participated in a voting rights demonstration in a Senate office building. Meanwhile, protesters blocked a highway AGAIN in Florida without consequence because according to the Republican new anti-riot law, this protest was not only not a “riot”, but it was sanctioned by the Republican governor and other elected officials.

Speaking of racist, corrupt Republican elected officials, the Speaker of the House in stripped Democrat Joe Moody of his title as speaker pro tem to punish him for leaving the state so the repugs couldn’t pass racist anti-voting legislation. Joe Moody shrugged it off because he cares more about democracy and his own conscience than he does about being a big shot. He said, “Nothing has changed about who I am or what my values are.”

Matt Gaetz spoke at a Free Britney rally in LA because he thought she’d be there in her school girl outfit and pigtails. His campaign is paying for his sex trafficking lawyer. He hired the same guy who defended Jeffrey Epstein, El Chapo, and John Gotti.

Biden made a speech and a baby in the audience started crying. The kind grandpa said it was OK, babies can cry. Trump would have told his bouncers to take it outside and kill it.

There are QAnon weirdos who truly believe that Trump will be reinstated with JFK, Jr as Vice President. JFK Jr has been dead for 22 years and was a Democrat, son of President John F Kennedy. They don’t even know what JFK Jr looked like. That’s who Republicans are pandering to.

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Daily Crime Report - recounts of Trump and the Republicans’ daily disasters, with puns. Read them all in quarterly reports in The Treason Chronicles on Kindle.